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  1. ashbury
    Yeah, an assumption of a tasty ERA of 10 or 12 is a great setup for a humorous look at an actual game-in-progress ERA of 21.
  2. ashbury
    I think Gardy and Ryan are just trying to demonstrate, for the SABR crowd, the area around which replacement level exists for starting pitching. Or, some level below.
  3. ashbury
    I'm thinking that in the off-season Terry Ryan needs to acquire a few more pretty darn good starting pitchers.
  4. ashbury
    She would raise the average IQ of both groups by doing so.
  5. ashbury
    I was going to say sashaying, but sauntering is probably more correct.
  6. ashbury
    Carnac: One thousand wins Ed: One thousand wins. That could mean anything. Carnac: But according to this hermetically sealed envelope, tonight it will mean only one thing. Ed: What? Carnac: (Pst, Ed, you're supposed to do the whole Your Magnificence and Hey-Yo thing.) Ed: (Oh.) One thousand wins. Hey-yo, Your Magnificence. Carnac: May the fleas of a thousand lineup cards infest your cellar. Ed: The contents, please? Carnac: What didn't save Charlie Manuel either?
  7. ashbury
    I'm having trouble getting over that Norman conquest of the Anglo-Saxons, as well.
  8. ashbury
    I could be wrong but I think they are trying to use sex to sell automobiles.
  9. ashbury
    I'm sure if wore cleats I would give my all after hearing this.
  10. ashbury
    I was feverishly going through the Mozart Sonatas while stalling for time, and hadn't gotten to the Concertos yet.
  11. ashbury
    Women are blonde. Men are blond. Duh.
  12. ashbury
    Classical.
  13. ashbury
    Sorry. I was just transcribing this Mercedes ad: [video=youtube;GHX2mvFVQMs]
  14. ashbury
    A blonde walks up to the counter and says, "I'd like to order a burger, fries, and a milkshake". The lady behind the counter looks at her sternly, and says, "Miss. This is a library!" Blonde looks embarrassed, and says, "Sorry. I'd like to order a burger, fries, and a milkshake".
  15. ashbury
    Vern Followell only has the most awesome name for a Pro Scouting Coordinator I could ever hope to encounter, unless there exists a Sign M. McAllstar.
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  17. ashbury
    In addition to what gunnarthor stated, Hammer actually finished 2012 hurt. It is not clear to me that fantastic off-season offers were out there to be considered - it's easy to envision other GMs replying "let's talk again in March, OK?"
  18. ashbury
    Five runs in three innings, after zero runs in six. Rally Avatar did her job; one of you needs to come up with something for the pitching.
  19. ashbury
    All ye, stand in awe at the power of the Rally Avatar.
  20. ashbury
    Dairy Queen after the game help smooth over the ruffled feelings from several bone-jarring screens.
  21. ashbury
    NO! Don't click that lin~~*#~** FF * NO CARRIER
  22. ashbury
    "Yay."
  23. ashbury
    Psst. That point about "mods" might be your clue why you only started noticing this recently.
  24. ashbury
    The Rally Avatar came to play tonight, so I am calling on her for potentially three innings of duty.
  25. ashbury
    "Yay."
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