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Everything posted by ashbury

  1. We're good at yelling at ballplayers. Let us know the URL for your game thread and we'll join you.
  2. This is the kind of play that gets a team on the margins of the post-season into them, and then does that team absolutely no good once in the post-season. Nice to see Pinto drive him in, of course.
  3. My wife would probably pay 50 bucks to change her name away from Mrs Ashbury.
  4. Brian's style is an extreme form of stream of conscioh look there's a butterfly.
  5. Slightly off subject, but ESPN radio seems to be a wholly owned subsidiary of the NFL by now. In the heart of baseball season, they find almost any other sport to talk about, and any baseball coverage seems to be when there is something negative to report (PEDs allegations etc).
  6. Luckily, assistant moderator ashburyjohann is not here to issue an infraction.
  7. Carnac: what three things did my real estate agent say when I goosed her?
  8. Since ChiTown's not here, I'll offer an Ish in absentia.
  9. What did the traffic cop tell the youngster who asked him how to get to Target Field, Alex?
  10. Good piece of hitting by Pinto, moving the runner over to third.
  11. Watchin' the game now Brian... Escobear leading off of first...
  12. I laughed, then hated myself afterward.
  13. His maidenhead grew back?
  14. Fine tuning by the moderators.
  15. Oh, that's the order. Poop.
  16. [video=youtube;MBXzA9-uqbs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBXzA9-uqbs
  17. You're responsible for picking her. That counts for something.
  18. Childbirth must have been one for the medical journals.
  19. Do you and your wife have the same understanding about all aspects of your life together?
  20. I'm grilling ribs tonight for dinner. What do I need to know to go pro?
  21. I would also condone a fastball thrown behind Willihammer's head, for jinxing it with that post a few minutes ago.
  22. I threw up on my future wife on our first date, but she's not from Stevens Point.
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