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His bat plays better there than in Left.

His height is perfect for the Astros. They have a "Five Seven Grille" at the ballpark, named in honor of their Killer B's.

HR by Altuve. No worries. Tommy's got this.

2015.

Tommy's got this.

Would you believe... a run scored via a missed double play?

This being Snark Week, I can only say: typical. / oh wait, Shark Week? Never mind.

Riverbrian wrote:pretty much the straw that broke my camel's back That's one injury prone camel.

I just thought of a guess: BP? Oh, and Italics = Bench?

Some in italics, some not? Group 1, 2, 3? Need To Know basis, probably...

I'm sure they'll pinch hit for him, second inning at latest.

Jason Adam in return. #11 on Sickels' list last spring. A better get than I might have expected.

Lest anyone forget, they should have the roof closed.

I thought buffoonery and violence didn't equate.

I don't think I gave my trip report for Houston last week. The Saturday August 2 game attended by the SABR convention was truly an entertaining game. I didn't watch SportCenter that night but there could easily have been four plays to highlight: 1) Altuve turned a mildly botched pickoff throw to first into a run by playing "catch me if you can", 2) Singleton got an inside-the-park HR (safe by a whisker after Review), 3) Grossman snagged a ball destined to be a home run in RF, and 4) Hoes (I believe it was) fell into the LF stands and held on to a foul pop. That's not Five Thoughts a la Brian, but four players to watch at least. A fifth observation would be that they got good pitching against the Jays in the two games I attended (the other was the previous day, won on a home run to their ludicrous short LF stands.) I've not been a fan of the Astros' approach to tanking and gathering #1 picks, nor of their execution of said strategy (this year's draft debacle for instance), but I have to admit that the team they are assembling looks like it will be exciting.

Great insights, as it's always useful to have a more detailed scouting report from another organization. I'll close by observing that if there really is a logjam of talent at one position in the Braves' organization, it's surprising a trade of some sort wasn't the solution instead of just a waiver.

(This is an entry in the Blogging For Pizza contest.) April, 2010... "I don't want to be the catcher on the Twins anymore," Joe Mauer said. He looked around the table at the others inquiringly. "Like that?" Gardy beamed. "Exactly like that." The manager picked up his glass and made a vague toasting motion with it, in acknowledgement of the catcher's quick comprehension. Morneau's eyebrow inched up. "And the purpose of this rather esoteric activity is...?" Gardy sighed. "It's a game," he informed Morneau with exaggerated patience. "And a sort of a psychological exercise, too." He scowled slightly at the Canadian, who still looked unconvinced. "Look, we four think we know each other pretty well, right?" Morneau regarded Ryan, Mauer and Gardy gravely before he answered. "Yes," he said cautiously. "Well, this'll show how well we know each other. You and Terry and Joe, for instance, will all come up with a sentence that you think is exactly the opposite of what I would normally say. And then, I'll try to top it with something even more opposite." Morneau tilted his head and regarded the manager solemnly. "It is not possible," he told Gardy pedantically, "to be 'more opposite.' It is like saying that a thing is 'very unique.' It is either unique or it is not: there is no matter of degree in an absolute." Gardy rolled his eyes. "Yeah, whatever. All right, then, let me put it this way: I'll try to come up with something even more outrageous than the three of you have said. It'll show whether I know myself the best, or whether one of you does." He shot a challenging look at Morneau. "So what do you think?" "I think," Morneau replied slowly, "that if the object of the game is to generate an outrageous statement, you will most likely be declared the winner almost instantly." Ryan snickered and Mauer threw his head back and gave a hoot of laughter. "He got you again, Skip," Joe told the manager. Gardy shot a disgusted look at the Canadian, but decided not to waste time with a response. "O.K.," he said to Ryan, in a businesslike tone. "Let's start with you. We'll all come up with something Terry Ryan would never say. And then Terry will try to top it. Let's see..." He thought for a moment, shrewd eyes narrowed, and then suddenly brightened. "I've got one. Ryan would never in a million years say, 'I've been kidding you all this time--I've really got a full head of hair.'" Morneau's eyebrow shot up, but he remained silent. Mauer chuckled appreciatively. "Not bad, but I think I can top it." He leaned back in his chair and studied the general manager with a playful smile. "You can have all the ace caliber pitching you want, Catcher," Mauer said, in a fair imitation of the general manager’s earnest demeanor. "Don't worry about there being any baserunners to throw out, one wee bit." Ryan looked a bit abashed, but had to laugh. There was an expectant silence as the three Americans turned to look at Morneau. "Well?" Gardy finally demanded. "This is most illogical." "C'mon, give it a try," Gardy goaded. "What are you afraid of?" Morneau regarded the manager with thinly disguised exasperation. "Very well," he conceded reluctantly. He turned to Ryan. "The farm system of the Brewers," he intoned, "is vastly superior to that of the Twins." "What?" demanded Ryan, instantly incensed, and then settled back in his chair with a somewhat stunned expression. "There’s no doubt," he growled finally, and lifted his nearly empty glass to take a sip. "That was a good one," he admitted to the Canadian, "a very good one." Mauer chuckled and laid his hand on Morneau's shoulder, giving it a gentle squeeze. "Good job," he murmured to his first baseman. "You've got him pegged, all right." Morneau looked away, both embarrassed and pleased by the catcher's praise. "I don't think I'll have another drink tonight," Ryan said slowly. "Really?" Gardy asked, surprised. "Why not? It's still early." Ryan flashed a triumphant grin. "It's what I'd never say." He picked up his glass, displaying its emptiness to the manager. "Ohhhh," the skipper said, light dawning. He craned around and hailed the clubhouse guy. "Another round," he told the lowly employee. "None for me," Mauer said quickly. "I've got batting practice." "I too must decline," Morneau said. "Yeah," Gardy said dryly. "Wouldn't want to get too much of that tea, would you? Next thing you know, you'd be swinging from the chandelier nude while belting out a couple of choruses of 'Sweet Adeline.'" He turned back to the clubbie. "Just him and me, then," he said, and laid a couple of bucks upon the desk as a tip. Morneau stiffened. "As you are well aware," he informed the manager coldly, "the tea of which I have partaken tonight is completely devoid of intoxicating ingredients. Therefore, the chances of my, as you say, swinging unclothed from the chandelier are..." "...Slim to none," Gardy interrupted him. "I know, I know. And let me just tell you that I think it's a goddamn shame." Morneau opened his mouth to reply, but Mauer broke in. "Gentlemen," he chided. "Aren't we forgetting our game?" "Yeah," Gardy said, willingly dropping an argument for once. He studied Mauer. "I've gotta admit, I think you've won your part of it already. I honestly can't think of anything you'd be less likely to say than that you didn't want to be catcher for the Twins anymore." He raised his eyebrows. "Terry?" The general manager shook his head. "There’s no doubt. The day I heard that from our pretty darn good catcher, I'd know the whole universe had been turned inside out." "Indeed," Morneau acknowledged hastily, privately relieved that he would not have to come up with an outrageous statement for Mauer. "Well, why don't we do mine, then?" Gardy said. "Terry--you know me pretty well. You go first." "There’s no doubt," the general manager said speculatively, and studied his friend for a moment. "Hey, let's give the rookies a chance," he finally offered, "and don’t worry about how many games might be lost." Mauer nodded. "Well done," he told the general manager. "I can't imagine Skip ever saying that, under any circumstances." He thought for a moment. "How about this one?" He grinned at the manager mischievously. "I don't really have an opinion either way about college types." Ryan snorted, and even Morneau gave a tiny almost-smile. "Highly unlikely," the Canadian said dryly. Gardy shook his head ruefully. "And I just can't wait to hear what you have to offer," he told Morneau, his voice dripping with sarcasm. "I've got the feeling, though, I'm gonna be sorry I ever started this thing." He picked up his fresh drink and took a slug of it in an effort to brace himself. "Well, go ahead—might as well get it over with." Morneau regarded him impassively. "Bill Smith is always correct," he said blandly. All three Americans hooted and pounded the table, even Gardy, who was hard pressed not to spew his mouthful of drink. "Morneau wins again," Mauer told the others, when he could finally talk. "There is no doubt," Ryan agreed. "Hmmph," Gardy said gruffly. Mauer smiled at him. "Admit it," he coaxed. "Even you can't come up with anything less likely than that." Gardy bit his lip and stared down at the table, torn between laughter and a scowl. Finally, he looked up, with a dangerous glint in his eye. "You know," he said slowly, "I can't. I honestly can't think of anything more outrageous than saying that Bill Smith is always right." Morneau's left eyebrow disappeared beneath his cap; Ryan and Mauer dissolved into laughter again. After the chaos subsided, Ryan asked, "And what about Mr. Morneau? What would he never say?" The three Americans turned to regard the Canadian speculatively. Morneau found that he suddenly had to fight an illogical urge to squirm; he stared back at them stonily in an effort to hide his discomfiture. "That's easy enough," the manager said. "Gardy is always right." Mauer laughed softly. "Copycat," he gently accused. "How about you, Ryan?" Terry Ryan regarded the Canadian with a twinkle in his eye. "This is too easy," he boasted. "It'd have to be something like, 'I don’t give a rat's ass about hockey--let's just watch some porn.’" Mauer burst out in laughter, and instantly fell under the quietly reproachful gaze of Morneau. "Sorry," he murmured, shrugging apologetically. "There's just something about the idea of you using the term 'rat's ass' that I find a little hard to take." He smiled at the Canadian fondly, his eyes still twinkling in amusement. "What do you think, Joe?" Gardy asked. "What would Morneau never say?" Mauer studied the manager for a moment, and then looked at Morneau, who sat as still as if carved out of marble. "There are lots of things Morneau would never say," he told the others quietly, while staring at the Canadian intently. "He'd never say anything vindictive or dishonest, for instance." He pursed his lips thoughtfully. "It's funny," he finally told Morneau slowly. "I think I know you very well. But it's hard to nail down just one sentence I'd never expect to hear from you." Mauer lowered his gaze to the table and fiddled idly with his empty glass. "I guess," he said slowly, not looking at Morneau again, "it would be something like, 'I refuse to give you my all.'" He studied his glass as if looking for an answer at the bottom of it, and then finally nodded. "Yeah. That I think I'd never hear from you." He looked up and smiled a little sheepishly at the others. "That's my entry in the Morneau category." There was a long silence, during which Gardy and Ryan, abashed at the suddenly serious tone the conversation had taken, found renewed interest in staring at their drinks. Mauer and Morneau, meanwhile, subsided into conducting a thorough study of the top of the table. Gardy finally broke the silence by clearing his throat. "What about you, Morneau?" he asked. "Tell us what you'd never say." Morneau hesitated, his brow slightly furrowed. He still appeared to be unduly fascinated by the pitted surface of the table; he traced his slender fingers over it for a few seconds before he replied. At last, he lifted his dark gaze to the manager's face. "I would never say," he told Gardy, "that this activity serves any useful purpose, or that it should be prolonged any further." He rose from his chair decisively. "If you will excuse me, I have several scouting reports to review tonight." "What?" Gardy sputtered. "You can't leave now! You haven't held up your end of the deal." Morneau regarded him calmly. "But I have," he said stubbornly. The manager glared, ready to erupt in indignant protest, but Mauer broke in. "You know," he said easily, "he's right. We shouldn't prolong this any longer--not if Morneau's going to get his game prep done, and not if I'm going to get my beauty sleep before BP." He stood up and stretched elaborately, and then smiled down at Gardy and Ryan. "It's been fun," he told them. "I needed to unwind a little." He clapped Morneau on the back. "C'mon--let's head on home." They made for the the clubhouse door and waved good night to their companions. "You were a good sport tonight," Mauer told his first baseman as they made their way through the tunnels en route toward the parking lot. He cast a sidelong glance at the Canadian, who matched his catcher stride for stride with a contemplative look upon his chiseled features. "And you really skewered Gardy. What you came up with for his outrageous statement was absolutely inspired." He chuckled a little at the memory. "Indeed," Morneau replied quietly. They walked the rest of the way in silence until they came to the catcher's car. Mauer hesitated at the door, and then flashed a somewhat wistful smile at his first baseman. "You know," he said impulsively over his shoulder as the door opened and he sat down. "Someday I wish you'd tell me." Morneau regarded him gravely, his hands clasped behind his back. "Tell you, Joe?" "What you'd really never say." The catcher opened his mouth as if intending to speak more, and then shrugged, dismissing the thought. "Well... Good night, Justin." The door shut before the Canadian had a chance to reply. He stood alone in the deserted parking lot. For a few seconds he contemplated the car solemnly, thinking about the man who was inside. Finally, he reached out and touched the shut door lightly with his fingertips, just before the car began to move. "I do not love you," he whispered. Stolen shamelessly from this Kirk/Spock fan-fiction story, and edited only a little: http://www.thyla.com/jes-game.html "The Game", K/S by Jesmihr, theargentian @ mfire.com

FWIW if TD moderators were hired by MLB, Harper would have gotten a warning for his disrespectful display.

Well, posting on a subject induced me to research it a little more, instead of the other way around. I see now that there was a yellow-flag status, which probably eliminates any motive to cost Stewart something. Ward just wanted a confrontation, it seems. Which doesn't change very much the rest of the conclusions I stated.

Lacking any information other than brief news snippets, my working guess is that Ward intended to impede Stewart by walking onto the track and thus cost Stewart some time in the race, in retaliation for Ward's car hitting the wall after some contact with Stewart's. And that Stewart did not give in, expecting Ward to dive out of the way in time. In essence a game of chicken except one guy didn't have a car, and the guy without a car came out second best. I would look at criminal charges, as the officials are currently doing. It may turn out to be too hard to bring it to trial and prove anything. Had Ward survived I'd look at criminal charges against him too, just as you'd throw the book at all participants in testosterone-laced motorized mayhem anywhere. But this wasn't an "accident", it was more similar to "road rage" where no one intended a bad outcome but both put themselves in position for it to happen. Not being pre-meditated, it would be "second-degree" this or "third-degree" that, I expect.

Very good point, and yesterday I was inclined to just leave it at that, but I thought some more and the lack of options attached to a player reduces his value, both to his current team and to any teams thinking about acquiring him. He might have been one of the 40 "best" players the Bravos had, maybe around #37 or lower, and they just couldn't keep him. If he was #35 or above I would expect they'd find some other roster move to make. But from a dollars and sense point of view he almost by definition was deemed by their front office to be #41 to keep. We're both looking at it from a very fine-grain point of view. And my main POV continues to be that I look forward to the day when acquiring even some good team's 26th best player doesn't improve our 25-man roster enough to justify the paperwork to acquire him. We're not close to that yet, even if we see help coming on the horizon.

People had kidded me about the low post count after the rollout, and I didn't bother complaining about it as it seemed amusing to be a rookie again - I guess I am insufficiently "invested" in TD to let it affect my self-esteem, but now I see I should have.

Ooo! If nobody has Joe Mauer as their 2014 Adopt-A-Prospect, I'll take him.

Firefox. I just tried IE10 with the same result. (Brock will now tell me that IE 10 doesn't even exist. ) I don't keep a variety of browsers on my machine for doing QA.

I would use it if I saw the Member Title above the My Birthday field, but unfortunately in my profile it's not the case, and I presume it's the same for the other members who keep asking this.