Sorry, but I don't think that works, quite. I'm not sure of the connection between the two words you suggested, but I'll go with "doppelgängers and furballs but not cats and dogs." Also flyballs but not grounders.
The Tigers broadcaster summarized the inning as "Arcia, lifting and separating" as the video reply of the homer was shown. I'm old enough to remember that phrase as... well... do you really want to go there, dude? To be thought of as on a par with a TD game thread poster?
Meanwhile, for the Circus Boy crowd, Tigers get a run on some flyballs off of Hughes, but we counter with a run on a Mauer RBI. 1-1, and Mauer's on second with one out.
I can haz teh Googlez. The Heinrich Schutz link that you (and few others) saw at the end of last night's game thread was just random synapses from 40 years ago firing again for some reason when Absalom somehow came into the discussion. "TD Game Threads: come for the biblical references, stay for the Baroque masters."