Is there still a limit on how many $1 dogs you can buy? I know they implemented one in the Dome 'cuz fans bought a bunch and threw them at Chuck Knoblauch after he got the yips with the Yankees and they moved him to the outfield. I will never forgive him for that.
To me it doesn't look like it. On the surface it looked like a fairly innocuous collision, but maybe the jerky movement of his head when he hit the ground caused some concussion-like symptoms
Best of luck to Luis Arraez. Had a collision at first base running out a bunt and had to be stretchered off. He's been released from a Houston hospital and back with the team.
Warning: Video of the collision is in the article:
https://www.mlb.com/news/luis-arraez-carted-off-after-collision-with-mauricio-dubon
Right? I mean, Hrbie was basically skin-and-bones. Good thing he played his career in the Dome. A strong breeze woulda knocked him into foul territory
Speaking of foul territory
So the algorithm has brought this early 2000s banger back into my life. I think it captures how I feel about the 2025 Minnesota Twins:
I heard you're doing okay
But I want you to know
I'm a dick
I'm addicted to you
I can't pretend I don't care
When you don't think about me
Do you think I deserve this?
I tried to make you happy but you left anyway
I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker
Since the day I met you
And after all we've been through
Still a dick
I'm addicted to you
I think you know that it's true
I'd run a thousand miles to get you
Do you think I deserve this?
I tried to make you happy
I did all that I could
Just to keep you but you left anyway
I'm trying to forget that
I'm addicted to you
But I want it and I need it
I'm addicted to you
Now it's over
Can't forget what you said
And I never wanna do this again
Heartbreaker
Heartbreaker
How long will I be waiting?
Until the end of time
I don't know why I'm still waiting
I can't make you mine
[ . . . ]
**weeps in my JNCOs**