Riverbrian
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I was at the Bank and the old lady in front of me wanted to check her balance. So I Pushed her and it wasn't very good.
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And he asks the bartender... "Have you heard the joke that doesn't have a punchline" and the Bartender says "No"
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BUXTON
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Reminds me of the true story of Greenpeace activists spray painting the fur of Seals so their pelts would be worthless and this effort was supposed to save their life from poachers. The spray painting didn't really blend in with the snow anymore and they became easy meals for predators.
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Yeah... There really isn't anything stickier than a stick Other than our Veteran Starting Pitchers. I can't think of anything stickier than a stick.
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A Velcro Bear?
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I gotta go with Sanka But I like mine with a little vanilla or caramel mixed in.
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http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/5600000/Addams-Family-Cousin-Itt-addams-family-5684028-356-288.jpg
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This made me think of Potato Wave and that made me think of this: And then I laughed
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Nothing... It just waved?
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I'm going to tell that one at work tomorrow.
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What time is it in Hong Kong right now?
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Yeah... I agree But... Damn... he really botched that Run Down... I'm thinking he may have to hit another one.
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That Plouffe home run makes up for the botched run down. Kinda
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I tipped a big Honda Gold Wing at a stop light in Blaine Minnesota. Waiting for the light to change and it just starting tipping over. I was around 16 and I couldn't get it back up. My brother in law just said... "sure take it for a spin if you'd like". The Drivers behind me... were not happy.
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Just want to say that there wasn't one rookie involved in that run down. Our Vets pulled that gem out of that... whatever it was.
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I couldn't find any Hairy Motorcycles in a google search but I did find this http://totallyradchoppers.com/wp-content/uploads/52efedeb48e6a.jpg
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I'm wondering what inning my chin hits my chest and I throw my head back up and say "I'm awake" and my wife says... "Sure You Are"
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A motorcycle that you have to shave. Must be quite the conversation piece when you roll into Sturgis with that.
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I don't like chasing them around the plate with my fork.
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You are responsible for the result tonight. Bring it home
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True Story -- When I was younger I was playing catch with my friends in our neighborhood street. We were throwing the balls as high as we could in the air and we'd chase them down. Neighbor across the street had a fire hydrant in their front yard. Those pointy caps or plugs or whatever they are... well... they are about the right height for a young male such as myself. I ran full speed into it. -- True Story What do you do for that? I remember rolling on the ground for awhile and when I finally got to my feet... I remember holding my kidneys because that was where the pain was. Not sure why that happens but that was excruciating and eventually everything goes back to normal. Anyway... Your Kidneys hurt so much you don't notice any pain at the point of contact.
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I think I hit 85 once... Might have reached 86 or 87 but my wife noticed the speedometer and that was the end of that.
