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  1. http://www.pearl-harbor.com/arizona/images/arizona_pearl_harbor.jpg Goin would have handed it to Gardy sooner, but had to endure yet another joint St. Peter/Antony wedgie first...
  2. Pitching to Babe Ruth on steroids. Would be interesting to hear the rationale here....
  3. He couldn't play defense and heretical metrics were still subject to Twins front office inquisition back then. Just not a good fit. But they broke The Curse and as was already mentioned, we freed up space for Porkchop Lecroy, so it all worked out. http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/fat-bastard.jpg
  4. As soon as he can stand up on his own?
  5. My reaction as well. Made me think that Gardy is ready to be done with him for now, especially in light of his earlier comments.
  6. Ortiz goes deep again. If I were Pohlad, Molitor would receive an immediate field promotion after Gardenhire experienced a tragic accident that I was the only witness to. Dirt shocked not by the Twins' refusal to IBB him, but rather than that it happened again...
  7. Not looking good for Hicks, after Dirt have conversed with each other multiple times about how he... whatever the commercially acceptable word for 'sucks' is.
  8. Yeah, nothing inspires confidence in a criminal defense law firm like an automaton spokesperson whose hand gestures appear to be remotely operated.
  9. Quick calculations based on Carrier commercial tells me that in less than 10 years Hrbek will need a carrier if he wants to troll for walleyes. Or at minimum a pontoon boat made of two Superior ore freighters...
  10. He bats right-handed against RH knucklers. The plot thickens...
  11. That struck me as an odd bit as well. It seemed that the goal was to imply that Hicks needed to be more aggressive at the plate, but the choice of words was... unusual.
  12. Depends. Not watching in HD tonight, so it's hard to see how well his eyelids are breathing.
  13. Hopefully Correia lasts long enough to plunk Ortiz with an 84 MPH heater and free his spot in the rotation after being folded in half. Unless the Twins give him a week to respond to unfolding treatment before putting him on the 60 day.
  14. Common misconception. Doesn't actually end unless Pinto gets hurt and we lose the DH when Zukesie takes his place. The act of releasing said lineup just results in a very minor partial eclipse of the sun, which you probably wouldn't even notice on a cloudy day...
  15. +10. It's as if they sat down and formulated a plan to perfectly duplicate the 2013 pre-Presley trainwreck in center field.
  16. IBB's have the intangible value of saving wear and tear on other relievers by getting an extra out or two from a LOOGY or ROOGY. They also speed up late innings compared to an extra pitcher change.
  17. Not sure why, but ate this bit up...
  18. sneppgraphs ftw! And overlapping a Wild playoff game! YEaaeeehhggyyy6ahhh!!! http://newsbusters.org/sites/default/files/main_photos/2014/February/Dean%20216.jpg PS. The 6 was on purpose. No, really.
  19. Raw... or... cooked? http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRnMsXRvqIzIQivJ3atwalC4S7FV7wSDBHUpVPk-mdPHjDP4QeR
  20. aslfpaoweijfpwfpiapdvclk;fvn;lkj !!!!
  21. Yes, a remarkable place, but they continue to drive on the wrong side of the road and still haven't solved their Godzilla issues, according to trusted news outlet Moviefone.
  22. Does it come with bottomless breadsticks?
  23. Superpower available for rent if you'd like to pursue an alternative avenue against a business competitor or promotion rival. The disclaimers are available as a separate pdf download if you just want to sign the contract and mail it with the cashier's check up front.
  24. Yeah, and he totally should've had that ball that Dick said was a few inches from being a home run. And Dick never exaggerates. About Danny Santana nearly-homer-robbing catches, anyway. Well, at Target. On Tuesdays. Night games.
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