http://37.media.tumblr.com/6ff7adb65a9a2524cf62e65f1b7f2613/tumblr_mrykqqHe7c1r24lq9o1_400.gif .415 slg's batting 3rd and 4th. .379 5th. What could go wrong?
Well, that makes the throwout by Zukesie that much more timely. Kind of cute the way Santana chased it like it wasn't going to be 50+ feet out. Kids...
About a third of this team's roster is relief pitchers/pinch hitters for Flori. Should be Ok to take Hughesie out an inning too early instead of a batter too late, and have him leave with a fantastic performance.
Hughes. Awesome. Meanwhile, Samardjiza is arguably the best starter in MLB at the moment, and has zero wins. Can we finally put the Win stat with the other dustbin book-keeping stats with no context or relevance, like RBI, Saves, and attendance?
Depends. Are Dick and Bert providing brilliantly insightful and witty commentary, free of mispronunciation? If so, please dial 911. If not, yes, they did, and both by a hair, though hats off to Garditor.
Tried, but Avira blocked it and advised me to set my computer on fire just to be sure, and to bathe in a tub of bleach. That's almost certainly an over-reaction, but still...
And 8 total in 127.2 innings pitched. With 38 strikeouts. Started about half his games despite being a career reliever/swing man. Who knows? If his streak coincided with his starts, he may have made Radke look like pre-spectacles Ricky Vaughn. Let's hope the unspent payroll the last few years has been going to a black ops division of the Twins that's developing a time machine to go grab Fischer and see how a pitch-to-contact Hall of Famer would fare in today's game.
Before he left the booth, Bert mentioned only once that Enberg called his no-hitter, and that he would ask him if he remembered. My image of Bert as a shameless self-promoter is totally blown... 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Cool. After hearing that song 100+ times, I now know some lines from it besides "we come from the land of the ice and snow". And since Riverbrian is absent at the moment.... http://static.fjcdn.com/comments/It+s+okay+It+s+still+good+_9a3d20360fed405947596d837280b3a5.jpg
Dick with an incredibly subtle shout-out to his boothmate. He pronounced Cabrera's first name "Ev-er-eth", three distinct syllables. It's spelled Everth, and everyone else probably mispronounces it too. Still, it was like a little tip o' the cap. To me and zero others.
Their pitching, or like how some people resemble their pets? http://cdn2-b.examiner.com/sites/default/files/styles/image_content_width/hash/13/08/1308654cf67fe54a59829fb43e3e9697.jpeg?itok=0na6k8g0
Home Depot help line person says no. Still on hold with Menards'. They're probably still high-fiving and laughing about Kubel's shocking act of larceny.