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Edouard Julien Reverts To Original Canadian Factory Settings After Trip To Toronto By Lou Hennessy in Satire, May 16, 2024 Read more... 4 comments
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Struggling Twins Force Baseball Scientists to Lower Mendoza Line By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 19, 2024 Read more... 13 comments
Twins Promote Controversial Mascot Prospect OzemPig, Option struggling TC Bear to Triple-A By Lou Hennessy in Satire, April 18, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Twins Apologize for New Sing-A-Long Song By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 12, 2024 Read more... 7 comments
Metrodome Opening Day, 2024: A Twins Daily Alternate History By Randball's Stu in Satire, April 5, 2024 Read more... 8 comments
Target Field Scoreboard Operator Hopes to Re-Establish Wünderkind Reputation After Challenging 2023 Campaign By Lou Hennessy in Satire, April 1, 2024 Read more... 4 comments
Opening Day Traditions for Every MLB Team By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 29, 2024 Read more... 5 comments
Local Idiot Surprised by Rash of Twins Pitching Injuries By Randball's Stu in Satire, March 22, 2024 Read more... 24 comments