Just For Fun

The team says they are as surprised and concerned about what this means as everyone else.

Many readers may not remember a world where the Minnesota Twins put the finishing touches on a satisfying playoff victory. Fortunately, Twins Daily has access to a host of seasoned fans and codgers who can tell you about the strange world of October 5th, 2004.

The lanky, shaggy Twins reliever resembles somebody or something. But who? But what?

'Typical Pohlads, win just enough so you don’t have to take on salary,' said the yokel.

While we all remain focused on the Twins, let’s not lose sight of the importance of laughing at the misery of others.

The addictive quiz game occasionally features the Minnesota Twins. Here are the best ones to remember.

‘If they need Al & Alma’s number, I’ve still got it.’

“We’re doing everything we can to not win this [expletive] thing.”

The team’s most glaring flaw deserves thorough, careful analysis. I have no intention of providing it, but how about some jokes?

The Twins have a new Ed. We celebrate him, the Eds that came before, and the Eds yet to come.

“Typical Twins,” said the bozo.

Joyless Hopkins man wants to remind you about a couple things.