Optimistic Bozo Exhales, Shakes Head, Walks Around Block By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 24 Read more... 2 comments
Advice for Twins Fans Dealing with Unfamiliar Sensation Called "Optimism" By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 17 Read more... 6 comments
Swiping Right at the Trade Deadline: Twins Front Office Takes Talent Search to the Dating Apps By Cody Christie in Satire, July 16 Read more... 0 comments
Tom Pohlad Frantically Googling 'How to Buy at Trade Deadline' By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 10 Read more... 5 comments
Twins to Sign LeBron James, End GOAT Debate Once and For All By Cody Christie in Satire, July 8 Read more... 3 comments
MLB Launches Investigation into Twins for Alleged Left-Handed Outfielder Hoarding By Cody Christie in Satire, July 7 Read more... 4 comments
Twins vs. Yankees: Who Ya Got? Twins Territory Responds By Randball's Stu in Satire, July 3 Read more... 5 comments
Under New Ownership, Jake Cave Rebrands as Jacob Cave By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 26 Read more... 4 comments
Citing Success of Kody Clemens, Twins Sign Trent Hrbek, Chad Radke By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 19 Read more... 4 comments
Which Former Twin Is Destined to Win the World Series? Fans Brace for Next Chapter of the Minnesota Curse By Cody Christie in Satire, June 18 Read more... 4 comments
Your Dad About to Ask If Kaelen Culpepper is Related to Daunte By Randball's Stu in Satire, June 12 Read more... 4 comments
