Buy this thing from Gregg, you won't regret it

Brock Beauchamp · March 27

Every season, our own @Greggory Masterson puts together the Gregg Media Guide, a parody version of the Official Twins Media Guide filled with player profiles, prospect lists, essays, and much more. If you want to read a sarcastic, profanity-filled primer on the Twins season, baseball in general, and other things grinding Gregg's gears that doesn't take itself too seriously, you can purchase a PDF copy for $2 at

https://greggtmasterson1.gumroad.com/

I didn't know about this until @Lou Hennessy quoted some of it to me at the Opening Day party at Blackstack. The Carlos Correa scouting report is worth $2 on its own.