You guys should thank me for calling the Twins the worst team in baseball history..notice the trip they have been on ever since?

How fun is it to watch these guys?

Plouffe is playing a Gold Glove 3b, Robinson doesnt realize who he really is..Joe has come through with some clutch extra base hits...wow..

But you know what...we are winning and winning a lot...because..drum roll..our pitching..now how phenomenal is it to be able to say that?

Time for me to work my magic again..here goes..

Nolasco is terrible...I want to see him traded yesterday...yes we will pay half his salary and take just about anybody in return...When I watch Nolasco pitch I think...his pitches are flat...they dont have velocity.whats not to love about him if you are an opposing batter? Ok..you can thank me later if Nolasco is going to rebound it will be now...