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  1. Pardon My Dinger
    I completely forgot that John Ryan Murphy was a guy. Weird.
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    Who or what is Deebo?
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    That might be a little high, but Buxton can outrun the Flash. And Superman. If the ball hits the ground he's got at least a 50% chance of getting on first.
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    I'd also like to add that the Gardy Gnome was an idea I just sat on for like three years before they started selling them at the ballpark. We won't let that happen again.
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    I already had this idea: the Eduardo Nunez bobble hat doll. The answer is that it's a helmet on a string. It's like a cup and ball toy.
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    This is about oranges, then?
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    Don't get me wrong--whatever it is, I'm sure i'd rather have it than Plouffe.
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    What the hell is a bag of fries?
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    Finally, a break from all the riff raff. It's all I've ever wanted. Best. Season. Ever.
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    I guess somebody doesn't recall the '89 ALCS. Jake Taylor of all people lays one down, same situation, Hayes takes off for home, caught them with their pants down. Simultaneously wins the series for the Tribe and resurrects Taylor's marriage. That's just some next-level strategy right there.
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    Well, Jepsen might not be the best late inning guy in the league, but he is the worst.
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    Hey hey hey. Watch the slurs.
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    If he's on first he should be running.
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    I'm sorry, but just***ing run. It's Byron buxton!
  15. Pardon My Dinger
    That's some lead off bleep right there.
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    Way to go, Bucko!
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    Disagree.
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    Kep is going yard tonight, in case you didn't already know.
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    Agreed.
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    Get back on that horse is all I'm sayin.
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    Well, I don't think that person knows the Twins very well, but yeah. Pretty sure Berrios would be an upgrade over just about anyone. Most talented pitcher on staff.
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    Warmups? We're talking about warmups?!
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    Quoting the entire intro, Bark? This ain't no Indy ball game thread, brother. Get yer head in the game, we're all counting on you.
  24. Pardon My Dinger
    I only like glazed cake donuts. I don't like cake and I don't like donuts. Isn't that somethin?
  25. Pardon My Dinger
    If it's local news you're looking for, just try punching yourself in the face over and over. That way, you substitute one painful routine with another, and they both make you dumber, so it's a decent stand-in.
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