My new mission in life is to coach a professional soccer team. We are going to play like a hockey team. We will shoot the goddamned ball low every time we are 30 yards away then crash the net. We are going to win every game. It is going to be relatively easy.
One more thought to close the loop: it's perfectly fine for Americans to enjoy soccer, but as soon as they start saying things like "kit" or "football," it's time to settle down.
Twins are shopping Plouffe hard right now is my guess. Keep seeing bits from twins writers that intimate as much. Sano's got a week or so until he returns, twins aren't committing him to RF the way we would expect.