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Everything posted by Squirrel

  1. Squirrel
    This game ... well, it somethings.
  2. Squirrel
    I blamed nothing on you. But you obviously have some guilt about something, so what did you do?
  3. Squirrel
    Just hit a home run already and be done with this game.
  4. Squirrel
    It'll be a heap better than this place.
  5. Squirrel
    Oh ugh, Burton warming up.
  6. Squirrel
    You spelled that wrong, RB. It's Hahvahd.
  7. Squirrel
    Well, well, well ...
  8. Squirrel
    We had a book of Burma Shave slogans and this is one I remember. It seems apt for some of the evening's conversation: Don't stick your elbow out too far, It might go home in another car! Burma Shave
  9. Squirrel
    Now THAT was funny.
  10. Squirrel
    I'm still waiting for the joke ...
  11. Squirrel
    I was being a little sarcastically cynical.
  12. Squirrel
    Arcia was my pick to hit the most home runs this year.
  13. Squirrel
    If Flori starts hitting with the Nats ...
  14. Squirrel
    Yes, you do that
  15. Squirrel
    Okay, this is not broken arm humour, but is one of my favourite poems from childhood and always makes me chuckle. http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/171612 ARCIA!!! (Those two things were unrelated. Arcia just hammered that while I was in the middle of typing the other.)
  16. Squirrel
    To wear to the next ModCon?
  17. Squirrel
    Now THAT was funny!
  18. Squirrel
    Yeah, yeah, yeah ... don't call me Shirley.
  19. Squirrel
    Glad you're okay, or mostly okay, and will be. Don't overdo and do everything the pt tells you!
  20. Squirrel
    Omg, shhhhhh! It's too soon to be making jinx comments like that!
  21. Squirrel
    I didn't like those movies so it doesn't even ring potential for me.
  22. Squirrel
    You gonna have to do pt?
  23. Squirrel
    That commercial does not make me want to visit Wisconsin. Of course, there really wouldn't be much that would make me want to visit there.
  24. Squirrel
    No, but I can't help it. Every time someone says they broke their humerus, I can't help but think of that.
  25. Squirrel
    I dated a guy once who broke his humerus. He was on the bus and had his arm resting on an open window when the bus went by this construction site and got really too close and this pole clipped his arm. Basically snapped the bone in half.
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