Forty-man castoffs are the way to go, Dontcha know? The grass is always greener on another team's roster, Because our triple-A relievers have poor posture. Walks are the devil, Strikeouts are only a bonus. Hits are on the level, So long as homeruns don't own us. Don't trade control for K's, not even a tad, Let me be clear, walks are bad. All you internet nerds know what I'm about, For Battling-Your-Tail-Off is more important that an out. But I swear I'm a hip, modern guy, For my AOL account does not lie, That there is no denyin', That I'm Terry Ryan.