When I was in high school I was at a picnic that had an egg toss as one of the activities. The each team consisted of a married couple. The concept, for those who are unaware, is to stand a short distance apart and toss a raw egg to your teammate. Then the person who caught the egg takes a step back and tosses the egg back. This repeats until only one team with an unbroken egg remains. Well, the moderator of this acticity didn't have good control of the process so the couples were proceeding at different rates, so he had everyone stop and said, "OK, all ladies should be holding their eggs!" This got some laughs, of course. When I told a friend of mine what the moderator said he asked, "Did he get a standing ovulation?"