Mr and Mrs Chief wanted to join a church but it required them to abstain from marital relations for a month. At the end of the month they met with the pastor who asked them if they had fulfilled the requirements. Chief said that, sadly, Mrs Chief had bent over to pick up a bag of potatoes, and one thing led to another. The pastor said that they would have to leave and never come back. And Chief said, "That's OK, they told us the same thing at Lunds."