http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-6is4YiU9dfQ/UdJbMqOLtwI/AAAAAAAABkU/yce6Or1Mivc/s1600/CanadaPersonified.jpg ANNND Welcome! To Minnesota Twins Whine Line: Eh? edition! I am your host and friendly Canadian, Vanimal! The Twins play Toronto again, and they'll just give'r today. Who knows, maybe they'll win again! But most likely it will be a gongshow like normal... Before we talk about a baseball game, I want to chirp at Toronto! Q: How do you get a group of Canadians out of a swimming pool? A: (In a calm, composed voice) "All Canadians out of the pool, please." Q: How many Torontonians does it take to change a light bulb? A: 6.5 million. One to change it, and the rest to revolve around him documenting a 'World Class' event! One Canadian's SCORCHING HAWT sports taek: The BURNING question everyone is thinking about right now: What's for lunch? Pitching today for the Twins... Jose Berrios! Pitching today for the Jays.... Something called Ryan Borucki (L) Get a win today Twins! Or not.... Either way, a game will happen!