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  1. formerly33
    Poverty, honoured sir. Poverty is not a vice, that's a true saying. Yet I know too that drunkenness is not a virtue, and that's even truer. But beggary, honoured sir, beggary is a vice. In poverty you may still retain your innate nobility of soul, but in beggary - never - no one. For beggary a man is not chased out of human society with a stick, he is swept out with a broom, so as to make it as humiliating as possible; and quite right too, forasmuch as in beggary I am ready to be the first to humiliate myself. Hence the pothouse! (Fills glass, empties it, and pauses.) Bonus points to whoever gets the reference.
  2. formerly33
    When life gives you questions, Google has answers. Syrian opposition, civil war, ISIS ...
  3. formerly33
    Nirvana replaced the Replacements. Like eight years later. Look it up, wiseguy.
  4. formerly33
    NO. No. No. No no no no no nononononono. Noooooooo. No. No. No. No. NO!! NO. Nirvana >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> [ ... ]. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Trivia! The Replacements were the first rock band I ever listened to, waaaaay back on July 28th of 2015. Nirvana was the last. <3 <3 / mods, feel free to condense my stylistically creative formatting.
  5. formerly33
    Part of me sees the wisdom in this idea, but at the same time I can't help but wonder what's wrong with players (and coaches, of course) taking responsibility for themselves like everyone else. Geez.
  6. formerly33
    Only five runs.
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  8. formerly33
    The Twins Way™
  9. formerly33
    Home improvement advice? Turn off the Twins game.
  10. formerly33
    Sorry. I'll try to tone it down a bit.
  11. formerly33
    WHERE'S HALSEY HALL WHEN YOU NEED HIM?!?!
  12. formerly33
    So there's hope for the Twins you say
  13. formerly33
    Yes.
  14. formerly33
    You see, that's where you lose me.
  15. formerly33
    Oh, I don't know ... just think of all the products that would be rounded up from $x.99 to $y (or worse, $y.95) ... extrapolate that over every item of every purchase you'll ever make again, and you might end up losing quite a bit out of the deal. I used to pick up pennies (and other coins) out of the street, but after a while I decided I was too old for that. If ChiTown can do it, though, what the heck ... the only ones I save, though, are the Canadian pennies ... I have a feeling those are harder to come by in Chicago. And I have a buffalo nickel from the '30's.
  16. formerly33
    Lol ... 1) Check women's department 2) Try the floor 3) Pull one
  17. formerly33
    The only fans in sight are Royals fans, and you have to look closely for them.
  18. formerly33
    It's not imprisonment ... Kurt asked me to hide him since he was sick and tired of the media. However, false it definitely is.
  19. formerly33
    Center fielder ... I changed my pic to Madonna because my mom told me I couldn't keep Kurt Cobain.
  20. formerly33
    For a second I thought I was watching a video of myself playing outfield ... getting fairly close to the ball, but letting it drop and then walking 1/8th heartedly over to pick it up.
  21. formerly33
    He's the Twins' fourth outfielder. Statistically speaking, that makes all the difference.
  22. formerly33
    Build a wall à la Trump which runs from third to second to first?
  23. formerly33
    Nah ... Paul Molitor breezed by this morning and removed any shred of faith I may have formerly held in him. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-EnfcZXC_bHI/TdKPzJLr2DI/AAAAAAAAATQ/Yn5BXqOKMCI/s1600/flying%2Bby%2Bthe%2Bseat%2Bof%2Bhis%2Bpants.gif
  24. formerly33
    Platypodes.
  25. formerly33
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