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Everything posted by Cap'n Piranha

  1. Cap'n Piranha
    Have you ever thought of coaching soccer, hockey, or lacrosse?
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    Miggity Diggity!
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    I would like a gran eslam jonron here.
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    Danny's solution for speeding up games? Have the umpires call more strikes. How could that possibly go wrong?
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    Change it to Designated Walker, and it's extremely good.
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    It is to me, I like the adventures of Mike Quixote.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    What flavor was it?
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    I didn't realize John Lennon was that good at baseball.
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    That's a negative multiplied by a negative. A negative + a negative is still a negative.
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    Have you fixed a drink yet?
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    An now I have an ad for Jolyn clothing, which seems to be the exact opposite of my rich woman ad, based on the background behind the model.
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    I'm working on it.
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    Whoa! An ad just popped up for me to date a rich woman--wonder what caused that?
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    10 walks and 10 runs, actually.
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    Self-tangent; if I chew bubblegum, but don't blow a bubble, is it still bubblegum? What happens if I blow more than two bubbles while chewing Dubble Bubble?
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    All SpongeRob does is draw walks and chew bubblegum. And he's all out of bubblegum.
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    Fair warning to the board; I'm working from home today, so my boss will not be able to stop my charge to 1000 total posts. You all have at least 38 more gems to look forward to.
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    Oh yay! I've never had a PotD before! Everyone else stop posting good things now!
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    What language are the ads evenly in?
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    I like him because of the remote chance he's distantly related to Elisha.
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    0, now that you jinxed him, jerk.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    Danny just stated that Molitor is batting Smokey Joe Mauer 4th because with his high OBP, if the Twins go 1-2-3 in the first, he's your leadoff hitter. Of course, if he just hit leadoff, he would leadoff.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    Santiago apparently is on a pitch count of 90 today, which means at this pace he'll get yanked in the 5th. So that's good. Also, Twins starters now have an ERA of 1. FWN!
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    You'll probably have to wait until night--they tend to be nocturnal.
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    I am a fan of the Castro signing thus far.
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