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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    Try actually being on that day, like yours truly. Although on the bright side, I always know how many days until my next celebrity-obscured space travel commemoration day.
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    Am I crazy, or is Travis Sawchik a great name for a magician? It advertises your signature trick for you.
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    I assume EV means Exit Velocity, but that seems very high, even for Bocaton.
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    Castro has the highest batting average as a Twin of anyone to ever play catcher for the Twins, and it's not even close.
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    With authority.
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Dazzle just said it's tough for Sano to go deep in counts. He realizes he walks more than just about anyone else on the roster, right?
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    Cory mentions that Alex Gordon will play in left field AND right filed, and seems amazed by the possibility of someone being able to do that. Cover your children's ears, folks.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    Cory Provus: "that's another Innovative Office Solutions double play" It's the first one of the season. Can't be "another" yet.
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    "Pulled between Sano and Polanco" I'm worried about the number of times we're going to hear that phrase this year.
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    Cory mentioned that the long-sleeve tees given away today were coming in handy with the cold weather. I have questions; 1) did people show up shirtless, and that's why they need them? 2) are people burning them for warmth in trash cans? 3) are people using them as providers of sleeve gloves?
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    If we'd just built that wall, this wouldn't be happening.
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    Yes.
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    Fun With Numbers--the Twins are on pace to post the best season ERA in baseball history.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    Cut Castro!
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    I really like the updates to Gameday. Looks sharp.
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    I mean, what? Ummm, neither did I. You were saying?
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    Cory introduces Dazzle as "Twins Great Dan Gladden". Leaving aside for a second whether or not that's true, do we think Cory is contractually obligated to say Twins Great?
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    Yeah! Brian's Fault! Brian's Fault! Brian's Fault!
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    Two of them are sisters. That poor dad.
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    In his interview with Cory, Paul mentioned that his late inning guys will be Pressly, Rogers, and Belisle. For all you Powertrip listeners out there... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxnokRvrcvI
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    I disagree, and I'm not happy with your post. Why can't people just be positive, and stop complaining all the time?
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/0f/0f049d4969c0d497a3f659a0d4b4297ee2613b2030d4450bffed570b702e8939.jpg
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    Definitely Axl. Derrick is a good option too. After that, I don't know that there's many other well-known Roses out there. Jalen is a bit niche, and Erica (from the Bachelor) is extremely niche.
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    The ovation for "Your 2017 Minnesota Twins" was not at all audible over Mike Posner. Side note; is taking a pill in Ibiza really something we should be playing up? Side note 2; why are they introducing the entire staff? Seems unlikely to be of interest to the crowd. SIde note 3; they are now introducing the Twins "non-starters", in numerical order. What?
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    You apologize to this poor man right now!!!
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