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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    What happened to his legs?!?
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    No, he's in our bullpen. Apparently Escobar calls him "Tuffey". I'm not sure if that's an inability to pronounce "D's", or just taking the T from Tyler.
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    I mean, it's possible, but I feel a guy providing a walk-off winner essentially every other day would have been big enough news for me to be aware of it.
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    Also, people seem to get upset and call me names when I hold women in confined spaces against their will. Stupid PC culture.
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  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Cory Provus: "Brandon Moss, a big year with the Cardinals, 28 homers and 68 RBI" Not only does Cory insist on using stupid metrics to gauge performance, he doesn't even use them right! 68 RBI does not a big year make.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    Human Resources gets mad when I do that.
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    I wanted to make it to 1,000 posts today, but my boss needed to stay in her office for the whole game for that to happen. Alas.
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    Danny Gladden: "He (new outfield coach Pickler) has been working with these outfielders since Day 1". That's his GD job, he better be!
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    I just watched the video of Sano's HR, and Dick said the ball might still have been rising when it hit the second deck. Someone should get his depth perception checked. Also, Bert said, and I quote, "25 homers last year when this guy connects". Talk about your three true outcomes.
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    Oh, so you think Spanish words look different?!?
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    Danny Gladden: "in spring training, we saw Kepler bat from anywhere between 3rd to 2nd to 5th". I think Danny might be switching to the Spanish Version himself.
  13. Cap'n Piranha
    Solid walk-up music choice by Kepler.
  14. Cap'n Piranha
    Fall behind more often please. I move you only be allowed to read posts once every 15 minutes.
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    Hit a Boca-TON!
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    Dan Gladden: "Sano being challenged with pop-ups". Because that's what you want to hear about your starting third baseman.
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    But now we have to score 2!
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    Is that a Chik-fil-a ad for the dead?
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    So much for being on pace for that ERA record.
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    Is he capable of any other kind?
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    According to Meatsauce, Park is the best player on the team.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    Ok good, no shortcuts allowed here.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    Technically, you typed it, unless you have to talk out loud when typing for some reason.
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    And I'm getting a break in the action in the middle of the at bat.
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    Wait, did the game start?
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