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  1. Cap'n Piranha
    My frustration with Gibson is that it seems like every time the team puts up some runs for him, he immediately gives them back in the next half inning. I'm not sure if that's statistically true, but it sure seems like it.
  2. Cap'n Piranha
    Twins Daily Posters: "bunting is a waste of an out!" Twins Daily Posters: "how dare the Twins not be good at bunting!"
  3. Cap'n Piranha
    My four years of high school Spanish leads me to believe it would actually be frijoles de gelatina. Say it right so you don't get accused of cultural appropriation.
  4. Cap'n Piranha
    Dazzle just mentions that Moreland beat the shift, and adds the obligatory, "if the Twins are playing straight up, that's an out". Just once I'd like to hear an announcer mention after a single up the middle "if the Twins are playing a shift, that's an out".
  5. Cap'n Piranha
    Also, jelly bean in Spanish is jelly bean, which makes no sense, since jelly is gelatina, and bean is frijole. Damn you Ferdinand and Isabella!
  6. Cap'n Piranha
    Eddie is like one of those jelly belly bean-boozled jelly beans. He's either fantastic, or makes you want to vomit, with nothing in between.
  7. Cap'n Piranha
    So two what the hell moments just happened back to back, courtesy of Dazzle. 1--Gladden mentions Royce Lewis hits a homerun (awesome!) in his first professional at bat against the GCL Orioles. This leads him to wonder if the homerun came against a rehabbing Justin Haley. Ummmm...why does Gladden thinkour pitcher be rehabbing for the Orioles? 2--Gladden speculates on whether Lewis might move up this year, and says he wonders if the Miracle will be his next stop. Does he really think Lewis is going to skip not only E-town, but low A too?
  8. Cap'n Piranha
    Breslow and Belisle were both signed by the new regime, so if either of them gets sent out, it's not due to a new regime, it's the regime in question admitting they made a mistake.
  9. Cap'n Piranha
    Perhaps this will help us all to slow down in thinking Gonsalves and Romero should be called up directly to the Twins.
  10. Cap'n Piranha
    Nope, we have 4ish innings left to figure out how to make it rain.
  11. Cap'n Piranha
    Listen to the crowd come alive on the 0-2 pitch! I can almost see it!
  12. Cap'n Piranha
    Turley is so bad, he is literally warping time. According to gameday, he somehow just lead off the at-bat with the 3rd pitch of the at-bat.
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  14. Cap'n Piranha
    Good Heavens the White Sox have a ridiculous amount of in-inning sponsors. They've literally hit 3 of them already.
  15. Cap'n Piranha
    (Checks the mound) Nope, not yet.
  16. Cap'n Piranha
    I'm certain you can't see a small crowd's cheer either, as sound is invisible.
  17. Cap'n Piranha
    That's a lot of demands on this guys time.
  18. Cap'n Piranha
    Listening to the White Sox broadcast, and the color guy, after Anderson's single, says "that's the best way a leadoff hitter can start his day". I can quite easily think of at least 3 better ways...
  19. Cap'n Piranha
    Supposedly the game is on. Did we win yet?
  20. Cap'n Piranha
    Falvine: Hold my beer.
  21. Cap'n Piranha
    Put earmuffs on the batter, and give the catcher and pitcher bluetooth. Problem solved.
  22. Cap'n Piranha
    Wonderful and underrated movie.
  23. Cap'n Piranha
    The most important question has yet to be asked. Do mute women sign 5.7 more words than mute men?
  24. Cap'n Piranha
    According to gameday he's thrown a handful of sliders.
  25. Cap'n Piranha
    I'm so much more interested in finding out about Busenitz than in winning this game. Here's to hoping we can do both though.
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