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  1. USAFChief
    Willie Banks.
  2. USAFChief
    Brian Bass.
  3. USAFChief
    I simply do not understand why Molitor would send Lynn out for the 7th. Anyone, ANYone, could see that was a really poor idea. I mean, I bet LYNN wondered why the **** he was going back out there.
  4. USAFChief
    Managerial malpractice.
  5. USAFChief
    You sat Bryce Harper?
  6. USAFChief
    If he's already got a family, it makes it easier to get in the way. bah-dum-tschh.
  7. USAFChief
    http://78.media.tumblr.com/fc0f09259271e2ddcb574609ff582fb7/tumblr_nrp10oGvxb1tyyu1ao1_1280.jpg
  8. USAFChief
    But enough about Mauer. bah-dum-tschh
  9. USAFChief
    Just like you draw it up. Nice throw Castro.
  10. USAFChief
    There aren't many better options. Those two need to hit. Sano's K rate is just out of control. Hopefully he gets that under control I'm actually not that worried about Morrison. I think he'll be about what we expected.
  11. USAFChief
    Escobar needs to hold his position for a count on that H&R.
  12. USAFChief
    You jinx the game, and it's OUR fault???
  13. USAFChief
    I think that falls under the general "_____-type" comment that earns a "DRINK" in the usual "Bert says ______" game.
  14. USAFChief
    no.
  15. USAFChief
    Y'know, I get enough grief around here about my age, I really don't need it from anywhere else, but such is life. I called the incontinence hotline just now, and they asked me if I could please hold.
  16. USAFChief
    pro tip: don't take personal checks
  17. USAFChief
    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3uLgDnajyfs/UhcCyjSNmFI/AAAAAAAABKY/eBH9oe9hhXc/s1600/princess-bride2.jpg But...was it a "dweem wif'in a dweem"??
  18. USAFChief
    Your negotiating skills are to be envied.
  19. USAFChief
    Van found the FA market verrrrry depressed this winter, and we got him signed cheaply a week or so before opening day. Of course, one gets what one pays for.
  20. USAFChief
    http://www.startribune.com/phil-hughes-looks-ready-for-first-start-for-twins-since-july/480322313/ According to LENIII, Hughes will be activated and start Sunday against TB.
  21. USAFChief
    Just a word of warning: my material, so obviously valuable, is protected by copywrite laws on 6 continents. If you'd like to use my jokes, PM me for financial terms.
  22. USAFChief
    Good stuff!
  23. USAFChief
    Jones is a better defender. Other than that, there's not a great deal of difference between Jones and Melky Cabrera.
  24. USAFChief
    If Berrios is just about the best possible development to start the season, this is well down the list toward the bottom. There isn't room for the Twins to lose an OFer for any length of time, or even one to play poorly. There's no plan B. Let's hope this has resolved fully in 10 days.
  25. USAFChief
    It's still lazy. No mention of the 29-1 K-BB rate. No mention he was very good last year. Of course he won't have a sub 2 ERA, so there'll be "regression." It's still a lazy answer, or more likely an inability to come to grips with his previous negative stance on Berrios.
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