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Everything posted by USAFChief

  1. USAFChief
    well poop.
  2. USAFChief
    Same thing he told Lynn tonight.
  3. USAFChief
    Brilliantly phrased.
  4. USAFChief
    So every day on my way home from work, I stop at this little neighborhood bar and have a beer. Two days ago, as I'm sitting there, just me and the barkeep, who was barely awake, a duck walks in and asks him "Do you have any grapes?" "No, we only serve beer here." Yesterday, same duck walks in..."Do you have any grapes?" "No, I told you yesterday, we only serve beer here. Try this stunt again, and I'll nail your bill to the bar. Now get out." Today, sure enough, in walks the duck. "Got any nails?" "Nope." "Got any grapes?"
  5. USAFChief
    The FB off Gomez' ribs came off at 493.
  6. USAFChief
    welp.
  7. USAFChief
    The rest of the 1800s were pretty decent, though, all and all.
  8. USAFChief
    done and done
  9. USAFChief
    Rich Becker.
  10. USAFChief
    Where else, exactly, SHOULD one wear it?
  11. USAFChief
    WHY DID YOU SEND LYNN OUT FOR THE SEVENTH?????
  12. USAFChief
    Games against the Yankees don't count, so "no points awarded" stands. And for BRINGING UP THIS GAME, we DEDUCT ONE MILLION...ONE BILLION points.
  13. USAFChief
    Ready for "The Experience?"
  14. USAFChief
    new winner.
  15. USAFChief
    Imma haftah check on that one.
  16. USAFChief
    Who's the better RFer...Robbie Grossman or Miguel Sano?
  17. USAFChief
    No fair doubling up.
  18. USAFChief
    4th of July, early 70s
  19. USAFChief
    winner.
  20. USAFChief
    True story: I was at the Met for his MLB debut.
  21. USAFChief
    Tony Batista.
  22. USAFChief
    Not in Tucson, it ain't.
  23. USAFChief
    Take THAT, Francisco Lindor!!
  24. USAFChief
    ftfy.
  25. USAFChief
    Officially over a 50 percent K rate now, although I hesitate to do math in public...and in a game thread, no less.
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