OMG! Mrs Chief is so ... challenged, intellectually. She left the car out the other night, and of course there's this massive hailstorm. Dents all over the car. Well, this lady at work told her she didn't need to take it in to get it repaired, she just needed to blow real hard on the tailpipe, and all the dents would pop right out. SOooo, I come home from work, and there she is, blowing on the tailpipe. "Honey," I said, kindly. "That just isn't going to work....you need to roll up the windows, dear."