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Everything posted by USAFChief

  1. USAFChief
    You're both confused. It's vascectimitis.
  2. USAFChief
    I wanted too, but I'm not into all these advanced metrics.
  3. USAFChief
    Torii just got a gift from God.
  4. USAFChief
    All that squatting, I presume.
  5. USAFChief
    Why? Not like she'll hear me.
  6. USAFChief
    Helen Keller walks into a bar. Then a chair. Then a table.
  7. USAFChief
    His password for all his accounts was too easy to guess: 1Forrest1.
  8. USAFChief
    Seems like a Joba the Hut sighting should've been yesterday.
  9. USAFChief
    Nobody interested in why Forrest Gump had his identity stolen?
  10. USAFChief
    Neither do we.
  11. USAFChief
    Did you hear that Forrest Gump was a victim of identity theft?
  12. USAFChief
    You drive around Chicago with your top down??
  13. USAFChief
    Correct!
  14. USAFChief
    What's blue and smells like red paint?
  15. USAFChief
    I don't know...can you make hash out of hash browns? Sounds easy. Too easy, maybe?
  16. USAFChief
    Teams that shift, even with runners on, would have turned two DPs this inning.
  17. USAFChief
    Dickbert with the rare observation I agree with...Milone's success depends on him hitting, and getting from the umpire, the low outside corner to RH hitters.
  18. USAFChief
    He hit your ... butt?
  19. USAFChief
    I like Kill a lot, and he's improved the team, and talent, by a lot. But I can't shake the feeling QB play is a big limiting factor, and unfortunately I don't think ML is ever going to throw the ball well enough to ever not be a limiting factor. Still and all, way better overall than recent history team wise.
  20. USAFChief
    Was at game. It sucked. CBU.
  21. USAFChief
    Speaking only for myself, Im OK with not having Pedro Florimon around.
  22. USAFChief
    I would've preferred to hear his description of the bottom of the 8th, but either would've been sweet.
  23. USAFChief
    I was going to say "smart woman," but then I considered who she married.
  24. USAFChief
    Now take it to this "Carlos Rodent" character tomorrow, whoever the heck that is.
  25. USAFChief
    Man, that HR from Sano might be one of the bigger hits of the year.
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