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  1. USAFChief
    Ouch.
  2. USAFChief
    I wish.
  3. USAFChief
    http://www.epicdash.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/austin-powers-hair-is-shaped-like-male-genitalia.jpg obligatory
  4. USAFChief
    I wouldn't have even let him pitch to Eaton.
  5. USAFChief
    Well that disintegrated quickly.
  6. USAFChief
    Just gettin' home from work. How much are we down?
  7. USAFChief
    Concur, but better that than the win going to a TB bullpen flunky!
  8. USAFChief
    winner.
  9. USAFChief
    Hm, three run HR in the top of the first of an 11-7 game, that was not what one would call an esthetic masterpiece. "Go ugly early" I always say.
  10. USAFChief
    Winnah!
  11. USAFChief
    We need RB and Gerald to show up, so we can get Glorm'd.
  12. USAFChief
    We are in need of volunteers for the next two Ray's game threads. PM me, please. No joke.
  13. USAFChief
    From your fingers to FSN's graphics dept.
  14. USAFChief
    When I played sports, I was uniformed.
  15. USAFChief
    I would not be upset with more runs here.
  16. USAFChief
    Jeebus. May is s'posed to be the dependable part.
  17. USAFChief
    Bob Hope died??!?
  18. USAFChief
    Better be going 8 tomorrow, Duffey-zee.
  19. USAFChief
    Me either. Once I'm out, I'm out.
  20. USAFChief
    six outs, three runs to play with. seems doable.
  21. USAFChief
    I remember our first child. Mrs Chief and I were nervous as all get out. Right at the 9 month point, still no baby, and a couple days went by, still nothing. Then one night my wife starts shouting "Can't. Won't! Shouldn't!! MUSTN'T!!!!" I immediately took her out to the car and headed for the hospital. ... The contractions had finally started.
  22. USAFChief
    Someone just had to, didn't they?
  23. USAFChief
    You're welcome.
  24. USAFChief
    I went hunting recently with a couple of my friends. Terrible thing...it's really hot here, my one friend is a bit overweight, and with all the trecking around, he got really, really tired, and keeled over with an apparent heart attack. My other friend frantically called 911, and screamed into the phone "Bill's dropped over dead!" The 911 operator tried to calm us down, and told my friend,"well, lets make sure your friend is really dead." The operator hears the line go silent for a few seconds, then hears a shot. Then my friend comes back on the line and says, "OK, what next?"
  25. USAFChief
    Let's not stop at 10, boys.
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