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  1. USAFChief
    I thought you might've gone with Davey, Mike, Peter, and Mickey on that'n. Too obvious, I guess.
  2. USAFChief
    That inning ending catch was a bit more interesting that it needed to be>
  3. USAFChief
    Took the bus home from work today. This lady got on with a newborn, and the bus driver was just brutal, calling it the ugliest baby he'd ever seen. She sat down next to me crying her eyes out, just a wreck. I felt bad and told her she should have given the bus driver a ration of crap right back, she'd have felt better. "In fact," I said, "you should still do that. You go up there right now and tell that SOB off. I'll hold the monkey."
  4. USAFChief
    yes.
  5. USAFChief
    Park hit that ball hard. That's all you can do.
  6. USAFChief
    WIth the off day yesterday, Mrs Chief and I went to the horse track. I picked a horse at 10 to 1. The nag finally got to the finish line at two thirty.
  7. USAFChief
    Miguel Cabrera is what I always hoped Joe Mauer would grow up to be.
  8. USAFChief
    The grounds crew didn't design a middle finger into the grass.
  9. USAFChief
    A three legged dog walks into a bar in the old west, and says to the barkeep, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
  10. USAFChief
    BTW, sorry I'm late to the game thread. I had to stop by the doctor's office on the way home. "Doc," I said, "I can't stop singing 'Green Green Grass of Home.'" "Oh, not to worry," he told me. "You've just got a case of Tom Jones Syndrome. It's not unusual."
  11. USAFChief
    Santana forgot there were three outs on that catch.
  12. USAFChief
    I think there's a strong possibility your friends and the neighbor were in cahoots.
  13. USAFChief
    in haiku form: Hu as a Bisquit Dominated in two-A Not so in three-A
  14. USAFChief
    This has been commonly referred to as "vulturing" a W in the past. Blow someone else's W, end up with the W yourself.
  15. USAFChief
    Baseball ref. 2016 splits. Going into last night, last 14 days, .314/.368/.514 Now that I look closer, that can't be right, they have him for only 9 PAs in the last 7 days and 38 in the last 14. He's had more than that, no?
  16. USAFChief
    Didn't Nick post a tweet from LaVelle this afternoon about the possibility of Meyer starting a game this weekend? Subject change: I'm completely in agreement with Brock. Were I manager, I wouldn't put Meyer in a game I'm trying to win right after he gets off the airplane either. Subject change: Park bang.
  17. USAFChief
    I think I could steal a base off this team.
  18. USAFChief
    Normally.
  19. USAFChief
    I feel like I'm being set up, but Z?
  20. USAFChief
    so far.
  21. USAFChief
    "in play, run(s)." Me likey.
  22. USAFChief
    You call it 26 sizes larger than a size "a."
  23. USAFChief
    If I was an Indian fan, on "Indians Daily," I'd be really, really torqued off about that 0-2 pitch.
  24. USAFChief
    incorrect.
  25. USAFChief
    What do you call a zebra?
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