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  1. USAFChief
    PH for Zuke?? Ha. You're new here, aintcha?
  2. USAFChief
    Well, you know what they say...go to a ball game and you're likely to see something you've never seen before.
  3. USAFChief
    Molitor. Pressly. Escobar. Not scoring in the 3rd with 2nd/3rd no outs. I don't know who to blame, so I'm going with Riverbrian. Somehow, it's his fault.
  4. USAFChief
    ^&**%. $*(#))##)) #$((#) #**#**#)))#)_. #*#.
  5. USAFChief
    SOMEbody didn't get the memo that Upton sucks.
  6. USAFChief
    There's no accounting for a manager who will let his starter give up a tieing 3 run HR in the 6th.
  7. USAFChief
    Guy walks into a bar, orders three beers, and alternately sips from each of the three until they're gone. He then orders three more. The bartender says, "Hey, I'm sure you'd like them cold, how about I just bring you one at a time?" The guy says, "No, bring me all three. I have two brothers serving in the military, and we made a vow to have a couple beers together every Saturday night until they get back safely." The bartender thought this was great, and from then on, gave the guy his first three beers on the house every Saturday night. One Saturday, the guy walks in and says to the bartender, "Make it two tonight, Joe. Just two." The bartender just goes white as a sheet, and when he brings the two beers, he offers his sincerest condolences. "Geez, I couldn't be more sorry to hear...one of your brothers didn't make it, huh?" The guy looks up, confused for a minute, and then says "No. No, no, no. My brothers are fine. My wife made me give up drinking."
  8. USAFChief
    Polanco.
  9. USAFChief
    He looked out to me.
  10. USAFChief
    Thanks for the great work, NCIB!
  11. USAFChief
    Welp, that was fun.
  12. USAFChief
    It's OK because Dozier can be counted on to not strike out. And Santana is really fast.
  13. USAFChief
    Bert not satisfied with one bunt per game from Santana.
  14. USAFChief
    It should be pretty high by now. #yogi
  15. USAFChief
    Well, that's just great. Trevor May throwing 91-93. It's only April.
  16. USAFChief
    Quick show of hands: who thinks giving your daughter a Mcdonald's quarter pounder on her wedding day would go over well?
  17. USAFChief
    It appears I may be watching one right now.
  18. USAFChief
    Nice AB, Danny. Three pitches right in the middle, not so much as a foul ball.
  19. USAFChief
    Park bang.
  20. USAFChief
    What did the buffalo say as his son left for college?
  21. USAFChief
    http://i3.cpcache.com/product/1033606337/let_the_uff_da_begin_sticker_rectangle.jpg?color=White&height=460&width=460&qv=90
  22. USAFChief
    Eduardo Scizzorhands 1 for 3 on ground balls. Not bad. .333
  23. USAFChief
    Nunez booted a ground ball.
  24. USAFChief
    lol. missing first base, something you don't see every day.
  25. USAFChief
    I tried rotating my computer 90 degrees, but this pic still looks off kilter.
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