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Everything posted by USAFChief

  1. USAFChief
    New winner.
  2. USAFChief
    One run lead, top 9. Quick, everyone collect things to throw at the TV. You don't want to be caught short.
  3. USAFChief
    Obsolete?? No, his doctor told him it's treatable.
  4. USAFChief
    winner.
  5. USAFChief
    You have my permission to rescue me from a fire. Or a sinking ship.
  6. USAFChief
    So...Jepsen for the ninth?
  7. USAFChief
    My buddy the eskimo got some bad news from his doctor today. He's been sitting on the ice so long, he's developed polaroids.
  8. USAFChief
    Absolutely FEIN-dish! //I'll see myself to the door.//
  9. USAFChief
    One that stops 8 ft from the ground?
  10. USAFChief
    Why the question mark.
  11. USAFChief
    Two cannibals sitting around the fire eating a clown. One looks at the other and asks, "Does this taste funny to you?"
  12. USAFChief
    I give, Hrb. What DOES a feminist snake say?
  13. USAFChief
    Well this game thread has taken a turn for the worse.
  14. USAFChief
    c'mon now, don't be a dick.
  15. USAFChief
    RicKy NolasKo.
  16. USAFChief
    Mrs Chief tried something new for dinner tonight, nutella on some smoked fish. I liked it, but it made me sick. Salmonella I think, maybe.
  17. USAFChief
    Well that seems a little off.
  18. USAFChief
    Until they expand rosters to 27?
  19. USAFChief
    2 out RBI. They're kind of a big deal.
  20. USAFChief
    Concur.
  21. USAFChief
    Exactly. Tucson, in other words.
  22. USAFChief
    You just better hope I use my powers for good, instead of waiting till this time tomorrow and moving the clock BACK 24 hours. mwaa-haaaa-haaaaa-hhhaaaaaaaaa
  23. USAFChief
    That's pretty optimistic. I predicted 0 wins before the season started.
  24. USAFChief
    Some of you might already know this, some not...but I did a little time in prison as a young man. I remember the night of the big prison break. Nobody told me about it. I watched this midget climbing down the other side of the fence, sneering at me as I sat there still inside, wishing I was on the run too, and thinking to myself "well, that's a little condescending."
  25. USAFChief
    The Gophers? What's the deal with that?
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