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  1. USAFChief
    http://www.timgaiser.com/uploads/3/6/1/7/3617558/6127757_orig.jpg
  2. USAFChief
    But enough about the first two innings.
  3. USAFChief
    http://jokes4laugh.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/Fat-Jokes-1.jpg
  4. USAFChief
    Suzuki-san!
  5. USAFChief
    http://www.ew.com/sites/default/files/styles/tout_image_612x380/public/i/2014/06/30/Forrest-Gump-Ice-Cream.jpg?itok=DZoPs1cs Beltre got hit on the Butt-tocks.
  6. USAFChief
    ftfy
  7. USAFChief
    Would be nice to get more than 1 run here.
  8. USAFChief
    http://cdn.teamcococdn.com/jokes/66848/1,1/650//jokes/nov-5-2012-in-austin-texas-a-brawl-broke-out-involving-17.jpg?dl=1
  9. USAFChief
    //knock knock// "Candygram."
  10. USAFChief
    We each have our own private hell...mine is currently the Denver airport, waiting for a flight to Minneapolis. Air travel blows. Go Twins!
  11. USAFChief
    I had to visit the doctor again...sheesh, that's like five game threads in a row now, amiright? Anyhow, I went to see him because I can't stop singing "Green Green Grass of Home." He told me I suffer from Tom Jones Syndrome. I had never heard of this, and asked him if it was common. "It's not unusual," he told me.
  12. USAFChief
    Lots of games in July needing game thread volunteers...PM me!
  13. USAFChief
    Yeah...it features a heavy dose of the Twins.
  14. USAFChief
    Well that's not true. They lost Saturday, and won Sunday. //I get your point...they haven't had a one game losing streak. But that's not very funny, so I made fun of your phrasing.
  15. USAFChief
    It'll be Park, unless an injury forces something else.
  16. USAFChief
    If we just hadn'ta given up those last four insurance runs.
  17. USAFChief
    You're "Jones'n" for a HR! HA! I KILL me.
  18. USAFChief
    well played sir, well played.
  19. USAFChief
    No, it's a long forgotten IMF member in an ingenious rubber-ish mask that makes him look like Leonard Nimoy.
  20. USAFChief
    http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/4288/83/16x9/960.jpg Five "likes"
  21. USAFChief
    You don't get off that easy, friend.
  22. USAFChief
    Roger, Molly1, copy. Commence Chinese Fire Drill at your leisure. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/09/21/10/2C9721B900000578-3243012-image-a-10_1442828774274.jpg
  23. USAFChief
    You seem to know a lot about this.
  24. USAFChief
    Sooo...he just ignores it then? Not his problem?
  25. USAFChief
    I've been having some foot problems, finally last week I thought I'd visit a podiatrist. He examined me, and said I'd developed some "Malalignment" of my feet...whatever the heck that is. He prescribed some orthopedic shoes. I was skeptical, and even argued with the doc about it, but it seems to have helped. At the follow up appointment today, I marched right into his office, stood in front of his desk, and told him "I stand corrected."
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