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http://images.amcnetworks.com/ifc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Kingpin_MF.jpg Troup?? After Munson, maybe.

Vikings Journal article: "What Does the Vikings Interest in Dallas CB Claiborne Mean?" Without actually reading the article, I'm going to guess it means they are interested in Dallas CB Claiborne.

Swing the bats boys...the HP ump is in no mood.

We're averaging a run per inning. They're averaging a half run per inning. I know math is discouraged here, but if we can maintain that pace, we'll be set up perfectly for a demoralizing blown save in the 9th.

I LOVE guessing games!

Only to those with the sense to appreciate them.

Vargas...unhook the plow.

If I tell a joke, and there's nobody here to read it, is it still not funny?

Well that pickoff was timely.

This is much more fun to read if you read it as Capt Kirk: UPDATE: The tarp...is being pulled..though a light rain...continues to...fall. http://i.stack.imgur.com/MYONF.jpg

0.5. And I'll take the under.

Thanks for the assist(s) with lineups.

I'm no RB, but I'll see if I can come up with five things. 1. The Rangers play in Arlington, Texas, which is located approximately halfway between Fort Worth and Dallas. Fort Worth is sorta the St Paul to Dallas's Minneapolis. Huge inferiority/superiority complex issues. That makes Arlington, what...the Roseville of the metroplex? Which is to say...Arlington is what you call, nondescript. 2. I'm also told cold Ft Worth beer just ain't no good for jealous. Maybe so, but it's better'n warm Ft Worth beer, I recon. 3. Also in Arlington, Texas: some football stadium named after the phone company ("One ringy-dingy Stadium" I think), Six Flags over Texas, and the biggie: The International Bowling Museum and Hall of Fame. Don't mean to brag, but I really, really should be on exhibit in the HOF. I'm being blackballed, is the only thing I can think of. Don't get me started. 4. Kyle Lohse is being called up from AAA Round Rock to pitch for the Rangers tonight. As noted in last night's game thread, this is one of those things that just makes baseball so much cooler than other sports. Kyle Lohse. Is starting tonight against the Twins. 5. I got nothin'. If I'm not back from Mall of 'merica in time, someone please add lineups...thanks in advance. Go Twins!!1! Lineups: TWINS Eduardo Nunez [R) SS Joe Mauer (L) 1B Miguel Sano [R) 3B Brian Dozier [R) 2B Max Kepler (L) RF Kennys Vargas (S) DH Eddie Rosario (L) LF Juan Centeno (L) C Danny Santana (S) CF Ricky Nolasco [R) P RANGERS Shin-Soo Choo (L) RF Ian Desmond [R) CF Rougned Odor (L) 2B Adrian Beltre [R) 3B Prince Fielder (L) DH Nomar Mazara (L) LF Elvis Andrus [R) SS Mitch Moreland (L) 1B Robinson Chirinos [R) C Kyle Lohse [R) P

Concur. If players only played when completely healthy, they'd average 40 games per year.

leading to permanent confusion.

Elvis has entered the building!

In Lake Wobegon, all the children are above average.

yes.

That reminds me...what goes "ha ha thump"?

False. It's a bruise. Much different.

I spell it...wait for it..."eye tee."

Uh-oh..."the $4*# has hit the fan."

False. A "contusion." Much different.

Time for a 4-6-3

Captioned..."Shin Soo Tzu."