Lady has an accident on the way to the hospital, in labor with twins. She goes into a coma, but the doctors work feverishly and manage to deliver two healthy babies, one boy and one girl. When she comes out of here coma a month later, the doctor gives her the good news, and she's overjoyed. "I have names picked out from before and everything! Thank you doctor, thank you!" "Well, that's our job maam, we were thrilled. And...we didn't really know if you'd pull through, so your brother named the babies." "OH NO," cries the lady. "My brother is...not too bright. This could be bad...really bad." "Well, your daughter is named Denise," said the doc. "That's not so bad. Actually, I kind of like it. How about my son?" "Denephew."