Also, Van...forgive me if I'm misinterpreting, but in reading your intro it seems like you're subtly implying that roller disco has somehow...gone out of style. No longer the hot new thing all us kids are into. Bell bottoms n platform shoes aren't the rage. Am I reading you correctly??
Robertson is a nice player, a team need, and should be available at reasonable cost. If in a month the Twins are in it, go for it. Not Gordon, but if they take on the entire salary it wont take that much.
"...lit up like Foster Brooks." Somehow you managed to make me both laugh out loud and curse you--because I'm old enough to get that reference-- at the same time. Go Twins!