I remember the time I was so proud of USAFChiefjr...he came home from school and told Mrs Chief and I that he was the only kid in his class that could answer his math teacher's question. Fearing I might be embarrassed, given my, uh, limited math skills, I asked "and what was that question, Jr?" Beaming so brightly it hurt my eyes, he responded "Allright class...who farted?"