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  1. Dr. Evil
    He kicked out a stream of f-bombs that made most of us blush. Molitor exploded out of the dugout with one hand cupping his junk and the other high over his head flying the bird to try and save him. But, it was too late. Murphy already got tossed. Then Jack Morris had an excuse me moment and swore on live TV!
  2. Dr. Evil
    Lotta game left but please bullpen get the young guy his first big league win.
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  4. Dr. Evil
    Bam! Slam! Bedlam! edit: ok I over reacted wanting something good to happen......☺️
  5. Dr. Evil
    In fact, I'm taking things a step further.....I just decided I hate him.
  6. Dr. Evil
    It really is a stupid beard.
  7. Dr. Evil
    D Santana is Willie Mays!
  8. Dr. Evil
    One of the managers is or should maybe get himself tossed arguing the strike zone.
  9. Dr. Evil
    This ump is a codger.
  10. Dr. Evil
    Yes, but more importantly, the word "codger" cracks me up!
  11. Dr. Evil
    Park should know by now he's gotta hit it over the fence to score a run. Wasted at bat.
  12. Dr. Evil
    Why not bump Dozier down to about 7th and bat Mauer 2 and Sano 3?
  13. Dr. Evil
    Going door to door at my grandmothers neighborhood in St. Paul asking people if I could shovel their driveway. Second job, umpire.
  14. Dr. Evil
    I think tomorrow.
  15. Dr. Evil
    Each month is a new mini season. Let's have a better second season.
  16. Dr. Evil
    Wife wants to turn the channel. I'm not arguing too much.
  17. Dr. Evil
    great point
  18. Dr. Evil
    I have decided that the Twins are the Cleveland Browns of MLB.
  19. Dr. Evil
    I agree
  20. Dr. Evil
    Puppymonkeybaby
  21. Dr. Evil
    It's a well known fact that my spelling sucks. Look at as someone to feel sorry for or someone to help you feel better about yourself :0)
  22. Dr. Evil
    We better win tonight. I'm running out of things to kick over. My house is starting to look a bit silly and the dog and cat leave the room every time they hear Dick and Bert's voices! I'm also concerned about the amount of beer I am drinking and the abundant fowl language that seems to flow from the front of my cranium lately! I need a Twins win, a church and an AA meeting!!! Also, anyone know of a good home repair guy? Never mind, I will just look on Craig's List.
  23. Dr. Evil
    puppymonkeybaby..........puppymonkeybaby..............
  24. Dr. Evil
    Ryan shows signs of panic and migrates to his native habitat........the dumpster.
  25. Dr. Evil
    baahaaaaaaaa I just shot beer out my nose! Classic!
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