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  1. mickeymental
    can't help wondering if joe ever read the schoolboy book called "the kid who batted 1.000," about a country-hick chicken farmer who plays townball with an uncanny knack for fouling off every strike until he inevitably earns a walk. the kid gets scouted, hooks up with a last-place major-league team, continues to work his on-base magic and leads them to the world series. along the way, however, he becomes frustrated with "merely" walking in every at-bat -- and his one and only non-walk is a home run to win the world series. he finishes his career 1-for-1, then retires to the chicken farm with his 1.000 intact.
  2. mickeymental
    if only the twins bullpen was better ...
  3. mickeymental
    puerto rico is in puerto rico?
  4. mickeymental
    just let the city tow the car and pick it up after the world series.
  5. mickeymental
    well, we can all watch big sexy’s perfecto bid ... some smart guy on twitter calling it a colon-oscopy.
  6. mickeymental
    ye of little faith ...
  7. mickeymental
    yeah, but why can't he do it with one or two pitches?
  8. mickeymental
    welp, first place is still first place.
  9. mickeymental
    nothing subtle about it.
  10. mickeymental
    world series weather!
  11. mickeymental
    meanwhile, back on the tightrope ...
  12. mickeymental
    eddie monster.
  13. mickeymental
    sans strikeout!
  14. mickeymental
    sano would be so much more dangerous if he didn’t strike out so much.
  15. mickeymental
    lamest fast words.
  16. mickeymental
    there's an open base ...
  17. mickeymental
    that's a heller of a joke.
  18. mickeymental
    the neverauskas jokes kinda write themselves.
  19. mickeymental
    yes or yes question: what comes first ... a mauer homer or a sano single?
  20. mickeymental
    didn't even know snyone was on the 40-man roster. edit: never mind!
  21. mickeymental
    i'm all tingly in anticipation of today's "rapid reactions" thread!
  22. mickeymental
    the forecast for mexico: chili today, hot tamale.
  23. mickeymental
    sounds more like a quick pass.
  24. mickeymental
    escobar needs to bunt more.
  25. mickeymental
    sano needs to bunt more.
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