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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    Put me down for any of them "here there be monsters" unmarked voids on game thread map. Nothin' i like better than loosing a monster game thread upon this site.
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    Alternatively, perhaps less established as a group: "Once i was the king of Spain, now i eat humble pie"
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    "There's a little black spot on the sun today..." (Sorry i am not as good at lyrics i aught to be. Recalled the chorus, but had to look up the opening line)
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    Hurray! We won! What else did i miss?
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    If someone checked... which royalty would they find you to be?
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    We woulda come back if not for the weather! Maybe next time.
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    I like the way you read.
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    Since the time of dawn, i have been trying to think of a game thread idea worthy of the epic battle between the financial juggernauts of apple of extraordinary size, and the well raised featherweights of the midwest, a gap in resources only widened by the Aaron Hicks deal. (We flipped a pitcher with them at the last deadline, and got man they call Cave from them? Or was it Austin? I for get, but i don't think either is as memorable)) Naturally i don't got one. But they said i should write something anyway. So i shall have mercy and not run too much more. I might get thrown out. It is the first Sunday in May, a month beloved by flowers, Camelot casts, and homonymsters alike. Probably others. And i still have not seen "It happens every springtime" in its entirety. Bonus point. Month first or day first date formats agree today. Frisbee. I mean, Discus. Ah... Discuss! Pitching matchup: Twins Micheal Pineda ( R) Yankees Domingo German (R ) Line ups to follow. (I know i know... one day i'll lead off with the lineups and y'all won't know what hit you)
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    Aye. They left right early, eh?
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    "Yesterday... All our troubles seemed so far away." Anyway, sorry i weren't there with y'all. My bad. But not to dwell on it, who's pitchin' the last two games of the series?
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    And thanks all for doing all the leg work on the homonym day stuff. I am glad i didn't have to keep up.
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    Bye, Messrs. Ole! Nice time makin' yer acquaintance!
  13. sampleSizeOfOne
    I'd like to call for a booth review. I'm pretty sure Chief was safe, if only by the skin of his teeth.
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    Sorry... yours was more clearer.
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    I don't know...
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    I'm sorry we lost. I'll try to do better next time.
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    Set it free, man! Humor should not be leashed...
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    Thank you sir. May i have another?
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    The rubber game. So named in the hope that we bounce back. Rubber was originally made from a tree in india i think. But when synthetics started, maybe it got made in Cleveland, and they could be harking back to the old days in the tree? Or maybe they just wish they were in Indiana rather than Ohio. Which brings me to a favorite franchise. The adventures of Henry Jones Junior. But in Houston they are more about the future. Meet George Jetson... Now to tie it all together, Elroy will have very fond memories of his dog. And that's how Houston named it's major league franchise... Next topic: Glue. Strong stuff. If it is a rubber game for us, does it not follow that it is a glue game for Houston. I won't make up my own history for glue, as that would just beating a dead horse. But i would like to honour the noble sacrifice that Twins make in the name of science every day. Or at least every day that someone tries to explain relativity. Woah! Pitching for the Twins... #53... Kohl Stewart!!! Pitching for the Astros... #35... Justin Verlander! It's like we got the young whipper snapper first round pick (if memory serves) out of Texas ( was it A&M he'da played for if not for us?) Againat the aged scarred veteran of many campaigns, mostly for the Tigers. All fo which i'm likely to miss because of set work for community theater stuff. So i'm trusting you will take notes and tell me what i miss. taking this intro as a template, or at least inspiration, for the most straight forward and concise narative. Thanks a bunch!
  20. sampleSizeOfOne
    Anyway, sorry i ain't been paying too close attention...
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    And that, only if they make the play offs...
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    They are using Ryan Pressly against us...
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    What i miss?
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    So... You are saying the theoretical maximum. Namely the number of outs in an inning? I am going to be really angry if he got more than three outs...
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    Could someone elaberate on the Buxton put out record, remember bein' curious but don't feel like paging back through the thread to find thd post i am responding to.
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