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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    Name of the game. Someone i was just hanging out with used the phrase "name of the game" a couple times, and it finally sunk in. They name hurricanes, but we don't (yet) name Twins games. Admittedly, naming things is a serious undertaking. Not something to be done lightly, and in the interest of proving that rule, today's game is "Pablo" I know it's Sunday. The summer is up and running. The current intro writer regulars have better things to do, and so it falls through to me. I humbly apologize for any inconvenience my irregularities cause you. I take pride in my irregularity and wouldn't have it any other way. If i were old enough, i hope i woulda been a Baker Street Irregular. So i hear we are pretty good this year. I didn't do anything. Not my fault. So... who can we credit? Twins Jake Odorizzi ( R) 1. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 2. Mitch Garver ( R) C 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Eddie Rosario (L) LF 5. C.J. Cron ( R) 1B 6. Max Kepler (L) RF 7. Miguel Sano (R ) 3B 8. Ehire Adrianza (S) 2B 9. Byron Buxton ( R) CF Tigers Ryan Carpenter (L) "Who knows what line up lurks in the heart of Gardenhire?"
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    "Not any more, Lou, it's early!" ("We'll hearing from that kid, and i don't mean a postcard.")
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    Forget about what one quick?
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    Moving stairs...
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    Watch Billy's Balloon sometime.
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    In play, run(s)... Gee, that was quick.
  7. sampleSizeOfOne
    Play ball! (Gotcha! Simon didn't say "Simon says")
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    Wait! Castro is our catcher... and their 3rd baseman? What next? Ruler of Cuba?
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    I hope we win.
  10. sampleSizeOfOne
    Somehow we pulled it, eh? Good on us.
  11. sampleSizeOfOne
    Would comically be better? I myself like silly walks.
  12. sampleSizeOfOne
    What i miss? I am bad at following things apparently.
  13. sampleSizeOfOne
    I'm sorry... that question involves math, and can't be answered until we find someone.
  14. sampleSizeOfOne
    I don't think it's right, killing innocent pitchers...
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    There is a math text book where the very first example is flawed, and i am pretty sure it was intentional, to encourage the reader to double check everything. If ever i do math again, that is the textbook i will match wits with...
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    Hooray for not getting swept! And a shout out for being easily satisfied.
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    2 Homers driving in 3 runs... Now where have i heard that one before?
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    I'm confused... Buxton isn't batting 9th.
  19. sampleSizeOfOne
    I blame the rain.
  20. sampleSizeOfOne
    Indeed. Grounded out to short to end the game. Alas... Thanks for company.
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    Have fun storming the castle!
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    So now they are getting the homers? I thought it was our turn... My bad. I jinxed us, didn't i?
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    If we score more now, would they still count as insurance runs?
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    Rain drops?
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    I was wondering if that was a miatake, or a "pay no attention to the man running slowly from 3rd to home" move.
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