Speakin' oh tales, i played softball today, batted twice and was responsible for 3 outs, as i ground into a double play. Was in right field against a pull happy line up of righties. Only one ball came to me, over my head, and i race back and got deep enough for it. Unfortunately i misjudged and turned the wrong way, and lacking Buxton recovery abilities, couldn't quite teleport myself 6 feet to my right... But i got it a few steps later, and held the batter to a triple. We were pounded, and i didn't care by how much, especially as the game ended early due to injuries.