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I approve of this sentiment. Right in line with the game thread intro.

Almost game time...

1. Victor Reyes ( S ) RF 2. Willi Castro ( S ) SS 3. Miguel Cabrera (R ) DH 4. R. Rodriguez (R ) 2B 5. Harold Castro ( L) CF 6. Dawel Lugo (R ) 3B 7. Brandon Dixon (R ) LF 8. Jordy Mercer (R ) 1B 9. Jake Rogers (R ) C

And the amazing technicolor game thread intro... Joe M conversation: Morgan: Why are there so many strangers here? Madden: September call ups. Give a lot of folk a cup of coffee and a chance to show their stuff in the big show. Mientkiewicz: Not all of us are even Joes. I shouldn't even be here. I got a minor league team to manage. Morgan: Don't we have something special today? Montana: Yeah, the annual I Spy championships. I have been training since May! Go ahead, try me! McCarthy: Alright. I spy with my little eye... something beginning with S. Montana: Sand. McCarthy: Got it one! Try this... I spy with my little eye something beginning with D Montana: Dirt. Morgan: McCarthy, it's not challanging if you have your head burried in the sand like an ostrich. Mauer: Wait. This doesn't feel right... It's like someone different is writing our words. Madden: Well it is probably an homage or something. Worst case it is probably fair use as parody. Mauer: Fair? Ha! Don't tell me about fair. Morgan: Doh, i almost forgot. I love the fair! Some of my fondest memories are eating things on a stick. Or the all you can drink milk bar! Montana: Wait a minute... This is a dream, isn't it. sampleSizeOfOne: Yeah... i didn't have time to write anything that makes sense. I'm justglad Buxton is with the team this September! (Oh right. Too soon.) Twins: 0. Michael Pineda (R ) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) CF 2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF 5. Miguel Sano (R ) 3B 6. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B 7. Jake Cave ( L) RF 8. W. Astudillo (R ) 1B 9. Jason Castro ( L) C Tigers: 0. S. Turnbull (R ) P tbd Who is called up? Who ya lookin' forward to seeing?

I commend you for being far more mature and reasonable than i am tonight... I am glad such people are still posting on Twins Daily.

But i wanna win now!!!

Did we win yet?

Sorry i been doing other things. Now let's score us some runs and get back in this thing!

Our front office?

Can we have a big inning too? I wanna big innnniinngggg!

Thanks! (though confused about the 252... Isn't the record 266 or something?

I'll start (because i'm lazy and the first is easiest) 1. The Twins! 2. ...?

I like the specificity of the pick to click.

4 Games behind Dodgers, Yankees, and Astros. Keep looking ahead rather than behind.

More insurance runs!

There was something familiar about that...

I stand corrected... There is a twitching of the stash, no?

I like the Pink Panther end clip! Personally, i like the push broom, myself.

It was, wasn't it? On the other hand, if you must err, i'm okay with that situational erring. Err to the score.

Winnah. And there was much rejoicing.

The squirrel giveth, and the squirrel taketh away.

Maybe the ball coming out of the shadow has something to do with that...

Error in the 9th inning... And another...

Almost there...