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I didn't quite catch that... Whadja say?

A 2-3-3 inning. I'll take it.

Half an hour until the game starts. No idea how long until the game concludes. Circus Boy Updates may happen at random intervals.

Need to conserve it... Me, i'm just happy with my inertia.

How remiss of me... I should pick up after myself. It still works, right? Nothing i like better a running gauntlet.

Second.

I am sorry i don't get round to reading these summaries as often as i'd like these days. Sure do appreciate 'em though. Been curious about Jake Hirabayashi. First i heard of him was when he came in for Nick Gordon when he was injured, in AAA. Next i saw his name in one of the Rookie leagues? And now he's at Cedar Rapids? I have been too lazy to follow up on him.

Disclaimer: Ideas presented as is. No warenty or fitness for use intended or implied. That said, you are welcome! And i am sure i can come up with more bad ideas anytime ya want...

Tigers: 0. Edwin Jackson (R ) P 1. Victor Reyes ( S ) LF 2. Harold Castro ( L) CF 3. Miguel Cabrera (R ) DH 4. R. Rodriguez (R ) 2B 5. Brandon Dixon (R ) 1B 6. T. Demeritte (R ) RF 7. Willi Castro ( S ) SS 8. Dawel Lugo (R ) 3B 9. Jake Rogers (R ) C

Top 10 rejected game thread intro ideas: 10. Pig latin. 9. Rip Van Winkle 8. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly. 7. Thesis abstract. 6. Propaganda pamphlet. 5. Yoyo Tricks... by Yoyo Ma. 4. Ostrich: bury head in sand. 3. Things to complain about. 2. I spy with my little eye. and the number 1 rejected game thread into idea: 1. a David Letterman style top 10 list... Um... yeah... That didn't end well. Nevermind. Try again. And David said "thy servant shall fight these phillistwins" and Gardenhire outfitted him in a helmet and batting gloves. But David mistrusted it, and took just a ball and a glove out to the mound, glad that he was in the AL. Um... no. For once i'm rooting *for* the ph- the Twins. No, i'm not going to link the shutting down of Hal 9000 despite it being done by a David, despite it being an epic scene. But i will point out that the song is about a tandom bike, as Twins might ride. And there is a more apt use of the phrase "Total System Failure" But i got plenty of time here, and come up with a better game thread intro. Or at least i had plenty of time... Well, i suppose i do not have to be creative. Game thread, meet Twins Daily Posters. Twins Daily posters are capable of many an interesting insight, and spurious entertainment, not to mention a diverse background and perspective. Posters, meet this here thread for a Saturday game amid the dog days of August. If someone happens to know which dog today belongs to, let us know. This is game where some new and unusual thing will happen nobody expect. Watch closely, so ya don't miss it. And if you do, ask maybe someone here noticed it. Seeing one line up, i like our clean up batter. And keep up the progress Jake Cave! Tigers: 0. Edwin Jackson (R ) P Gardenhire is still thinking. (So many choices) Twins: 0. Kyle Gibson (R ) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) CF 2. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS 3. Nelson Cruz (R ) DH 4. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B 5. Miguel Sano (R ) 3B 6. M. Gonzalez ( S ) RF 7. Mitch Garver (R ) C 8. Jake Cave ( L) LF 9. C.J. Cron (R ) 1B And now the formalities are done... https://youtube.com/watch?v=8gSKIQEU8qc What shall we talk about?

So... lots of butter?

Well, watching the man who killed don quixote. Take care of tbe game foe me!

Concur!!!!

I was wondering if it was the big concert version of an upright Poobah... But now i'm actualy curious if it predates Gilbert, which certainly predates fraggle rock. And i bet there are more Poobahs out there of which not aware i am.

Time is kept in odd ways...

What is a Grand Poobah?

Killebrew or Puckett? Yes! (Next question, please.)

Thanks for scoreboard watching for me! But did either KC or Detroit gain a game on us?

Oh yeah. Did anyone want to award bunny ribbons? Or is that an element of an orthogonal game thread intro what never caught on?

Anyhow. Thanks for the company.

I am going to look into some welsh rabbit...

Yeah. I forget which stage that is...

Bunnies.

4 run deficit. 1 inning. That is many runs we get to score. Let us do this!

So... Buttons.