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  1. sampleSizeOfOne
    Snowman?
  2. sampleSizeOfOne
    So... you're like Q then?
  3. sampleSizeOfOne
    All warped up in a bow, eh?
  4. sampleSizeOfOne
    I don't follow...
  5. sampleSizeOfOne
    Ah! Everyone was young once... I shoulda thunk of that.
  6. sampleSizeOfOne
    True. And this is a game thread... All art is one. I wanted to start out Spice: the final frontier, and roll some Herbert in. But i didn't wish to congure up the image of Spice Girls as arachnis worms...
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    My apologies for being young.
  8. sampleSizeOfOne
    Oh yeah... Play Ball!
  9. sampleSizeOfOne
    Is that image Julie Andrews frozen in carbonite?
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    We got a few lefties. With them the force will be... Er... May be. Maybe?
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    Disclaimer: I disclaim nothing!
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    Baseball: The final frontier. Our 6 month mission to visit strange new ballparks, seek out new plates and new pitches to launch over fences, and to boldly catch what no one has caught before. Coaches log: Stardate* some Saturday out Sirius way. We are in skirmishes along the Ranger neutral zone. We have suffered heavy casualties, with Chief Bomba Office Cruz and Raincatcher Buxton amongst the sickbay residents. It has been a constant trial keeping the crew to their stations, maintaining moral while training replacements on the fly, while not mixing metaphors outside of the genre. But amid this adversity, we persevere. And things are not as bad as all that. Today, hopefully we are not wearing the red uniforms... Away team rosters: USS Twins 0. Jose Berrios (R ) P 1. Max Kepler ( L) DH 2. Miguel Sano (R ) 3B 3. Jorge Polanco ( S ) SS 4. Eddie Rosario ( L) LF 5. Mitch Garver (R ) C 6. Luis Arraez ( L) 2B 7. M. Gonzalez ( S ) RF 8. C.J. Cron (R ) 1B 9. Jake Cave ( L) CF Ranger Bird of Pray 0. Ariel Jurado (R ) P 1. Shin-Soo Choo ( L) LF 2. Danny Santana ( S ) CF 3. Elvis Andrus (R ) SS 4. Nomar Mazara ( L) RF 5. Hunter Pence (R ) DH 6. Rougned Odor ( L) 2B 7. Logan Forsythe (R ) 1B 8. I. Kiner-Falefa (R ) 3B 9. Jose Trevino (R ) C *um... how does one date a star?
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    Richard says he has a terrible record against Minor. So... No.
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    Detailed... the result of battling our tails off, eh? (Wonder if that will make it to the Oxford English Dictionary?)
  15. sampleSizeOfOne
    Will shades help?
  16. sampleSizeOfOne
    Did we win yet? Come on! Hit the ball to Chief. Or to his progeny.
  17. sampleSizeOfOne
    We'll particle... Er, party. Cool?
  18. sampleSizeOfOne
    And for a brief moment, all posters on this page of this thread had a number of posts represented by 2 8s and 2 1s (in decimal) Then i posted again and ruined that...
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    And if no one comes through for the next couple days, in the manner of the finest Vogon poetry, i might be able to scrape another game thread intro or two out of my ears...
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    Bating breath now...
  21. sampleSizeOfOne
    Now you tell me... Does that mean tonight is open?
  22. sampleSizeOfOne
    Winnah!
  23. sampleSizeOfOne
    Will Smeltzer get a 4 inning save?
  24. sampleSizeOfOne
    Anyone following the magic number yet? Of how many homeruns shy of the record we are?
  25. sampleSizeOfOne
    But i was tryin' to come up with one on the spot about winning game 7, but not a hall of famer like the other game 7 winner.
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