Jax and Duran were losing pitchers today?
How can they both lose? Oh right... they're on different teams now...
PS. I heard Varland also gave up a lead...
What are the hawt taeks you speak of?
And how did you get to that FB you speak of? Do i get to sing "following the leader" from peter pan? or the yellow brick road from wizard of oz?
PS did i miss any Dr. Demento references?
Flashback's of pa explaining i had to pay extra close attention to the movie to get the big joke, cause if i waited until everyone laughed, i'd have missed it.
Speakin' of which, what'd i miss?
"Don't change horses in midstream." is also a famous horse truth.
Left handed power has been stalwart calling card of the Twins in the days of Hrbew, Morneau, and briefly Jim Thome.
What could possibly go wrong?
I probably should have pointed out before now that not hurt is pretty much the definition of okay. (or OK if that's how you type)
So yeah, we need new words when we get hurt.