Flashback's of pa explaining i had to pay extra close attention to the movie to get the big joke, cause if i waited until everyone laughed, i'd have missed it.
Speakin' of which, what'd i miss?
"Don't change horses in midstream." is also a famous horse truth.
Left handed power has been stalwart calling card of the Twins in the days of Hrbew, Morneau, and briefly Jim Thome.
What could possibly go wrong?
I probably should have pointed out before now that not hurt is pretty much the definition of okay. (or OK if that's how you type)
So yeah, we need new words when we get hurt.
I approve such ambiguity of punctuation. A whole paragraph assuages my concerns, almos t as much as a "break glass in case of" sign might. Hard to say for sure without a side by side comparison.
Gopher day?
I though ground hog day was like, 2 and a half weeks ago...
What does this one portend? And preferred mode of address?
Do they make baseball versions of top hats?
Team should invest in a Clark Nova to file reports. Has Mythic Resonance.
PS actually considering that picture, that's an enormous font for that typewriter! It has become my favorite part of the article.
I think Stoodtire* is what you are looking for. Also distinct from pronetire which is best to take lying down.
But then, what do i know...
*-(alternate spellings like StuTire are acceptable)