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What about the new 40 minute hours? -
A groundball out! So exciting.
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A few more innings and we'll be safe in the fireswamp.
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Lulling the fielders into a sense of security.
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Now i gotta look up what i was quoting...
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No one knows what it's like, eh?
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Game is about to start... What snacks should i grab?
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a smooth refreshing beverage? I hear it is thirsty work.
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What are our drum options? Bongo? Snare? Kettle? Is there "tuneful" percussion? May i be triangle man?
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Donaldson on the 10 day injured reserve list, per mlbtraderumors. We have Rooker on the bench instead.
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I'd like to buy a vowel...
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Nothing Good Can Happen the Next Six Months
sampleSizeOfOne replied to RandBalls Stu's topic in Twins Daily Front Page News
We are the Underdog? Problem solved. All we need to do is speak in rhyming couplets. "Never fear, Underdog is here!" To start with, and vary onwards. "A timely bunt and we're in the hunt" "Then hit the ball over the wall" "beat the shift with uber or lyft" -
It was a team effort. "Special" doesn't even begin to cover it. I do take a perverse sort of comfort... If it takes this much for us to lose, we should be set for the rest of the season, right?
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Okay... So what did we learn from this game?
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There could be more to come...
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Once more unto the plate...
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Character construction zone. Wear a hard hat.
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You sunk my battleship... Oh wait. What row?
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Just pick him up when he hits free agency.
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Expecting a cookie?
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End of 8th. Down to 1 inning. How we making out on length of game?
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Not upset, are you?
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Think he'll go 1 inning or 2?
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I'm glad we have the lead.
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At least we got runners on base...
