You'd get to sign your own ball paraphernalia...
To RiverBrian. Thanks for all the encouragement! I'll dedicate my next golden sombrero to you!
-RiverBrian
PS... The "hey batta swing batta-batta" gets old after a while... you might try doing it in waltz tempo, just to keep it new and interesting" Or perhaps listen to Stravinsky sometime.
Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed... The ability to encabulate turbos is insignificant next to the power to empty a half-full cup. Or the bases, mixaforically speaking.
Padres Travis Wood (L) 1. Manuel Margot ( R) CF 2. Carlos Asuaje (L) 2B 3. Yangervis Solarte (S) DH 4. Wil Myers ( R) 1B 5. Cory Spangenberg (L) 3B 6. Jabari Blash (R ) RF 7. Erick Aybar (S) SS 8. Matt Szczur ( R) LF 9. Austin Hedges ( R) C Twins Kyle Gibson (R ) 1. Brian Dozier ( R) 2B 2. Joe Mauer (L) 1B 3. Jorge Polanco (S) SS 4. Eduardo Escobar (S) 3B 5. Byron Buxton (R ) CF 6. Eddie Rosario (L) RF 7. Robbie Grossman (S) DH 8. Jason Castro (L) C 9. Ehire Adrianza (S) LF And the scrabble advantage is too close to call... I thought we had it until i saw their 8th batter.
(Mind, my electric chirping isn't what it used to be) I'm sorry, would you mind repeating that? I think i might have a bad rotivator... Oh, you think this path to the play offs is far too rocky? (Now if only i can find Obi-wan Colon...)